Multi tasking!
While asleep!
Unfortunately, not very bright bosses are often impressed by that sort of thing.
Good morning peeps! Nothin’ on the schedule. I think I’ll make a batch of soap, and maybe take my brush cutter out into the yard and practice my golf swing on the dandy-lions.
I was channeling Uncle Joe. 
Back from the grocery store, everything is put away, and lunch has been et.
They were out of two things I need, Taco Sauce and Frozen Pizza, both of which are staples for Sah-son.
Il Papa, if your new kittehs have the personalities of their Persian ancestry, they should be real sweethearts.
I need to finish a group card for irk tomorrow. One of my cow-orkers just left for the Phillipines to bring his family back for immigration. He’s fairly new to our department and has worked on a big project with Quality, so his old department, Quality and ours are signing a card and buying a gift card for him. He will be meeting his 10 month old son for the first time on this trip too. 
I was really rude to an unsolicited caller. I should probably be ashamed but I’m not.
Ring!
Hello?
May I speak with Baker?
That’s me.
Hi, I’m Tom, calling for President Tump from the RNC…
He’s an (expletive deleted!) Click
The above exchange may have been in response to that survey I sent, from the RNC, in which I gave what I assume were the opposite answer from what they wanted to hear. But I doubt it I’d just sat down and was getting ready to eat supper when I got the call, so I was not happy.
Howdy Y’all! Been a busy evenin’ here at da cave. Dindin got cooked and delivered, then we et our own dindin. The stuffded peppers were magnifico if’n I do say so myself. I should make ‘em more often. OYKW and I have started goin’ through the process of consolidatin’ our stuff into one home, i.e. da cave. He does not have a huge amount of stuff and the only thing he says he’d like to move is his bedroom furniture which I admit is nice. That can be done as I don’t mind givin’ away the furniture in the guest bedroom and puttin’ his in there instead. It will fit just fine. We shall see how we progress, but, well, baby steps. 
CupCakes don’t sweat it. How rude to call at feedin’ time!
Why is it when you bite the inside of your lip or cheek, you keep biting the same place over and over and over again…?? Even ice cream didn’t help ease the owie.
It’s so hard being me. <deep sad sigh>
There isn’t a not of room between cheeks and teeth so that we can chew food up. The bump sticks out and we bite it again.
It happens to me because G-d hates me. I never did anything to her!
:dubious:
You are not alone.
A guy trying to sell AT&T rang the doorbell and pounded on the door at 8:15 causing the dogs to bark. Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) works nights and was asleep.
Me: “It’s eight o’clock. Go away.”
He: “What was that, Sir?”
Me: It’s eight thirty at f–king night! Go way!"
He: “Sorry about that, Sir”.
Yeah, right.
I worked, bought coffee beans, napped. Doing a load of laundry. Dinner is spicy teriaki chicken with lemongrass thyme rice.
1/2 roll?
:eek:
: borrows swampy’s fainting couch :
If you had a jug of 'shine in one hand, and a shotgun in the other ,you would have been in full Clampett mode.
You did fine. bonus points of you used one of BooFae’s favorite words, though.
Her? Don’t be silly, It’s God, not The Doctor.
baker, whatever your expletive was, no doubt he’s been called worse.
Now I just have to have a Roomba
The lady I interviewed today is the one I want to hire. She was just perfect. She is a 22 yrs Army spouse, from the South, has a sense of humor and will fill the bill nicely. I still have one more to interview next week but I have pretty much made up my mind. Plus, the other one is overqualified. Hopefully within two weeks I will be fully staffed again depending on background checks, etc.
Yay Nut on being a free woman. That new hire sounds like a doozy. Would drive me bonkers it would.
Back to Downton Abbey for at least one episode before sleepy town.
Shoot??? Did someone say shoot??? It isn’t Thursday but I can be talked into it!!!
Oh ----- I guess I should read in context. Oh well.
One of my favorite movies. That scene and the “grapevine” before it.
Prisoner: Johnny and the Mothers are playin’ Stompin’ at the Savoy in Vermont tonight.
Johnny: Vermin’s going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight!
Prisoner: I didn’t say that.
Johnny: No, but I know this grapevine.
You fargin sneaky bastage. I’m gonna take your dwork. I’m gonna nail it to the wall. I’m gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I’m gonna cut off your arms. I’m gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!
(Well ---- someone had to say it)
Other than all that I adulted my tukas off today. I noticed a slow leak in one of the car tires (it lost 5 pounds overnight) so I took it to the tire store and had it checked. Got off lucky because it was only a bad bead and not the tire itself since with a Subaru and half-worn tires I would have had to replace all 4 or risk drive-train problems. Tracked down the codes to a check engine light I was getting on Bessie over the weekend enough to know I don’t have to really care about it. Gathered rubbish and did some laundry. Then I went to work and while I am not happy with the current regime I stayed late to help out the one area manager. I hope not to be nearly as responsible tomorrow.
They don’t clean quite as well as a regular vac, but they are a hoot.
(I had mine lock itself in the bathroom and start beating its head against the toilet once)
Ears lowered & cleaned up. Much nicer going to bed this way after a shower. I’m toast.
Next 6 days all in the 90ºs & dew points in the 70ºs.
Please explain to me why I have signed up for 8 hours of overtime this week, of which I did two today (limit is two hours OT per day if you’re already scheduled to irk that day, and I did retain enough sanity to not schedule any time for my day off Thursday).
Yes, I know I’m insane, thanks.
Plus a chance of the storms we’re sending your way. Don’t forget about that. 
Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to work.