EBS [SUP][SMALL]TM[/SMALL][/SUP], This Means WAR!!!!!

Yes, EBS*. I invited you to my youngest’s first birthday party. You haven’t been much of a sister of late, but I hadn’t written you off completely yet. And yet you showed up in a manner sure to exceed my worst expectations: Drunk. Sure, you’re angry about how life hasn’t been fair to you, how you’ve built yourself a house of cards & now its going to collapse. I’m still not sure where on your invitation it read “all about you”.

And the kids playing and laughing and having fun. What ‘monsters and animals’ they are. That is the phrase you used to my wife’s best friend to describe her kids, isn’t it? How disgraceful that in a house full of adults they can have balloon-pillow fights and run around while having a good time. Now, exactly what part of “first birthday party” led you to believe that there’d be no kids there? Maybe its all part of that kids should be seen & not heard philosophy that’s worked so well for you and your mal-adjusted…I mean well adjusted young ladies. And eight…yeah count ‘em…eight glasses of wine sure helped things, didn’t it? Here, I’ll help you count as you read this…one Tylenol, two Tylenol, three Tylenol…stop me when you’re brain reaches a peak IQ of 50.

You know, my guests just loved to hear about ‘them Jews’ in the real estate business, especially Rich, whose mother is Jewish. If you still have teeth as you read this, maybe you should thank me; God knows you don’t deserve to still have them. And I’m sorry your husband lost his job and that things aren’t going well for you. Still, you live in a mansion that’s the size of stately Wayne manor, that’s a new Beemer X5 you tooled up my driveway in, and your girls are in private high schools when I’m struggling to afford Catholic school for my son. And there’s that $20,000 that you stole…err ‘asked’ Mom for that you never bothered to pay back. There’s the new kitchen you wanted her to fund and all the loans from you took Dad, the paperwork of which disappeared under mysterious circumstances. And my other sister is leading the drive to block you from Mom’s assets. Oh wait, we’re back to “all about you again”.

So let me get this straight: You showed up to my son’s first birthday party, drunk & mean, wrecked the party so that everyone goes home, and then say you want me on your side to support you handling Mom’s assets because other people are mismanaging them? Well, let me put this to you in terms you understand: I’ll support flying monkeys administering those assets before I’ll support you (but then only if their not your flying monkeys). You are no longer on my invite list. You are no longer welcome in my house. You are Dead to me. And yes, that means if I ever sell my house, I will not only not list it with you, but I will list it with the person who is the most likely to put it in your face that I didn’t list it with you. And I’d personally love it if they’re Jewish.

*Evil Bitch Sister

Sounds like she’s in a serious state of denial.

Plus, she’s killing herself.

Sorry friend. Her behaviour sucks.

You do not have to put up with that kind of behavior, sister or not.
Put your foot down and stick to it.

It sounds like you know what needs to be done. Good luck. I hope it all works out.

wince

So sorry to hear that.
Are you sure you really want to toast her from your life? I mean, it’s your prerogative and I wouldn’t blame you. But, you sure she couldn’t be talked to or woken up somehow?

Have you, or anyone, tried talking to her face to face? You say she hasn’t been much of a sister “of late”. How long has this been going on?

Sounds like she’s having a meltdown. Maybe she needs help.

She lives in a nice big house, drives up in a brand new BMW luxury sports-utility vechicle (it’s is a sport-utility car, yeah?) and kids in a private highschool… and still she comes to your kid’s party drunk and begins to whine? You have the right to be pissed off, my man. Best of luck to you.

And that title needs fixing… :wink:

Ah, what the hell, she is still blood. I probably wouldn’t invite her to any childrens functions again but if you’re having something for people you don’t really care for, she’d be the ticket. (I probably wouldn’t sign her up for the assets thing either)

Just so you know on any windows machine holding down the alt key and typing 153 on the keypad will get you the ‘™’ character. You can alternatively cut and paste it from the character map in the accessories folder in Programs if you’re ansi setup is defaulted to a non-default mapping (like a french keyboard).

OT though, that sucks. I cannot imagine anyone in my family acting so deplorably. Do what you have to, but be careful how far you take it.

While I can say with certainty that the alt-153 doesn’t work, I don’t have editor access to fix the title even if it did.

If only there was a Benevolent & Merciful Mod that I could ask for help to fix my OP title in my time of trouble…