Effing job cost me my SDMB today

The BBQ Pit
1

Because I had to work today, I couldn’t read the SDMB.

Thanks a lot, work.

2

You think that’s bad?!?!? Today I got a phone call from a hot chick who wanted to tie me up and spank me and put stuff up my butt, but I didn’t get the call because I was online reading this message board! Do you know what that means? It means the FUCKING SDMB COST ME MY BDSM!!!

3

Eeee heeheeheee :smiley:

4

bdsm was done better.
hey, this is only a three-part equation… how many more variants can there possibly be?

more eloquently;
how many more variants of this form will there be before i stab myself in the eye with an icepick? bets start at three for 2:1!

5

Hopefully none.

6

I think that should be FUCKING SDMB COST ME MY FUCKING, BDSM

[sub]That’s the first time I have ever typed the word “fucking”, and now I’ve done it three times![/sub]

7

Yep. That’s why I said, “Stop me if you’ve heard this one.” I was hoping that if I quickly produced the last permutation the whole thing would be over. There’s still hope.

8

So who’s gonna be the first moderator, with so much to do on this board that his/her sex life has suffered, to set up the “Effing SDMB job cost me my fucking!” thread?

9

“Shade! I can’t listen to you swear for a moment longer. I’m off home.”

10

Effing cost me my job today.
SDBM fucking cost me my job today.