El Chupacabra

So how long until El Chupacabra becomes slang for a bestial pervert. I have the phrase "El Chupacabra means goat sucker stuck in my head like millions of the public. When will the papers be picking up a news story on a person caught sucking a goat, and calling them the El Chupacabra. Headline “El Chupacabra Caught”

Ignoring the Caribbean cryptozooid, Goatsuckers (Order Caprimulgiformes) are fairly common throughout North America and Europe.