350 or so more recounts ought to do it. He’s so rich, another $1.33B should be chump change.
He’s certainly a chump, but not with all that much change.
He’s a chump and will never change.
Cha-ching!
I remember that from Spinal Tap.
Funny!
The ultimate sign that Biden has won will be when Republicans start talking about the national debt crisis.
Suck it up, Buttercup. You had four years to see what kind of “man” you were voting for.
Amusing Tales of Error, Tales from the Drip! 
He is shocked – shocked! – that Trump would viciously turn on one of his supporters when he or she no longer serves his political interests. . .
In any other circumstance, I would say “Maybe now you’ll get it. You understand now that you’re swearing allegiance to a guy who would throw you into a trash compacter the second you cease to be of any use to him. Now you understand.”
Nahhhh. The Cult of Orange Julius will never get hit by the clue-by-four.
Except the Raff guy is no longer one of his supporters. Supporters support Der Führer no matter what, even in the Big Lie. Since the Raff guy is not supporting Der Führer in what counts, by refusing to throw the election, the Raff guy is not a supporter, but an enemy, and deserves to be taken out.
From Der Führer’s perspective, it’s all very clear and rational.
Note that other GOP Gauleiters properly understand that their duty is to support Der Führer no matter what, and to pressure the Raff guy to throw the election.
That’s as good a case of Leopards Ate My Face as I’ve ever seen.
Biden is doing a really good job with his speech right now. He’s striking the perfect tone and saying all the right things.
Then the first time a Republican senator objects to a blue slate, a Democratic representative should object to EVERY subsequent red slate.
Dear God, I hope by the time they finally meet, everyone is so friggin’ exhausted that they just get on with it like adults.
That’s my hope, too. But if 50-52 Republican senators want to play Silly Buggers, I’m sure that 226 Democratic representatives will be able to accommodate them.