I can’t get over how many people need to have their shit jumped. WTF?
I never encountered this when I worked in the dorms, but my friend did during one of his on-calls. I had never and have never since heard him use so many profanities in such creative arrangements.
While I escaped the “feces-elevator surprise,” which we were all warned about during training, I did wake up one morning to find someone had defecated in the hallway on my floor. I big pile of excrement right in front of the bathroom door! This person was ten feet away from the nearest toilet stall and just let it loose on the floor!
Maybe they reallly had to go…
But, that’s NASTY! I’d to ever encounter a big pile of shit…
I don’t get this.
My shit goes straight from one pipe into another with the audacity of an ATM transaction in Greenland.
You’d have to have a fucking strobe light to catch it inbetween.
What’s with these assnine excreteabitionists?
Heh heh Jurhael, how ya doin you shit kicker you?
In my dorm last year, some drunk (I assume, it was a big party weekend) guy shit on the bathroom floor- toilets about 15 feet away. Furthermore, it was in a way that opening the door too wide smeared it a bit, so we mostly just used the bathroom down the hall for the rest of the weekend. Whole floor got charged, of course, since they never found out who it was.
“I’d to ever encounter a big pile of shit…”
My, that was an oopsie! I meant that I’d never want to encounter a big pile of shit. Course I wouldn’t want to encounter a small pile of shit either!
And, I’m doing fine, Lieu! 
We are all talking about poop here, hehehehehe.
I would have made the elevatorpooper wear a diaper.
Geeze, big deal. So the guy took a shit in the elevator. Get over it! This PC crap is getting out of hand.
I’m kidding! Sounds like a good excuse to install some security cameras.
One of my friends used to work in a women’s clothing store in the mall (right next door to the restrooms) and she came home weekly with stories of finding shit, used tampons, you name it, in the dressing rooms.
That’s right, Newton’s first law is all about movements.
Once, at a public swimming pool, a friend and I were in the jacuzzi with several others. My friend got up to get out, and said,“OMG I just stepped in something.” She hopped out of the tub, to discover her foot was covered with shit. They turned off the tub(so we could see the bottom), and there it was, a HUGE human shit with a footprint neatly squashing it right in the middle. Blurgh.
My friend and I immediately went for very long and very hot showers, and went home.
You sure the turd was of human origin? I’m thinking someone’s guide dog may have been resposible.
Well, it certainly wasn’t a Golden Retriever.
huh huh… PC crap, indeed! you slay you!
LOLOLOL!! lieu, thanks. That was sorely needed, as I was about to loose my lunch reading this.
Seeing as how I lack a degree in Crapology I am not qualified to make distictions between animal and human feces Jeff .
However, it is possible… maybe next time I will check for cornhusks and peanuts to make a distiction…jeez .
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And by the way, Sigma Chi, just because you kicked me out DOESN’T mean I’m gonna STOP taking DUMPS in your WASHING MACHINE.
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I feel I should clarify. The rant is fine but might be a bit misdirected.
distinction