Did the terd look like the depositor had tried to scratch carpet on top of it?
I don’t know many production equipment testers that would try that.
My sister’s friend used to work in a women’s clothing store. She quit after she was asked to clean up a pile of shit out of one of the changing rooms.
Some people are just filthy.
Well, aren’t most guide dogs trained NOT to do that?
BTW, I’ve heard of a prank called “upper decking”, where people lift the lid off the toilet tank and take a shit in there.
Is this a growing new trend?
:eek:
This kind of thing is just beyond belief for me. I mean how can people take a dump in a changing room - what if someone came in? And what about the smell? I’d really like to meet these people that just crap anywhere thay feel like - just to see if they’re “normal”.
I have had experience of this once - when I was a kid someone had taken a dump on the shared stairs where we lived. Frigging disgusting!
I had a friend once who took a crap off of someone’s porch-she just had to go. Ick, I know. The thing was, it was a house that another friend was housesitting-feeding the dogs and cat.
But um…the dogs age the evidence.
barf
Remember, if it’s in a funky shape, it’s a crapazoid.
Nope. Don’t believe you. You just wanted to start a funny Pit thread. Didn’t happen, Potsy.
Construction workers are known for their lack of manners. During his last lifetime Mr. Kitty was a HVAC installer, and regularly interacted with the carpenters, plumbers, etc. This next story has a bit of a wind-up, but the punch line is worth it.
One fine day, after Mr. Kitty had had lunch at Burger King, he went into the crawl space to lay out the ductwork. He’d taken a pinch of tobacco from a coworker due to a toothache, but as he was working in the really, really, really hot crawl he accidentally swallowed a little of the juice. Sweat immediately popped out on his forehead, and his lunch started making a quick detour. Slithering out from the crawl, he made his way to the yet-to-be-completed bathroom to give lunch the heave-ho… lifted the toilet seat and was confronted by a huge pile of shit that one of the carpenters had left there. Mr. Kitty puked, and puked, and puked. Unfortunately, he discovered they hadn’t turned the water on in the house yet.
They actually had to throw the toilet away and get a new one. Ugh.
Then there was that time with the cardboard box of nails… nah, you don’t want to hear about that.
-BK
What’s not to believe? It’s not as if it’s never, ever happened.
Damn, King Nifty must work at the same place as DeepFried. I feel so foolish for believing the OP, now!
Why don’t you start your own thread about how somebody took a shit inside your cranium?
I also worked in a department store where we had a problem with someone repeatedly using one of the women’s fitting rooms as a bathroom. I don’t know if they ever caught the person, but I would love to know how she(?) could be rude enough to do such a thing.
CJ
The builders at a friend’s parents’ house regularly used the new lavatory to piss in long before it was connected to water. It was like a bucket of dark, rancid, scummy stagnant piss. Well it wasn’t like that as such, that’s what it was.
Re: dog shit or human shit? - dog shit (to my nostrils) has a very distinctive smell all of its own. I am sure - without getting too close - most people could tell the difference? I think I could.
Any scatologists/coprocologists or whatever the hell shit-specialists are known as care to drop by on this interesting human v canine matter?
Sorry, I’m not even qualified to make a WAG. It could be Shinola for all I know.
That has happened, back in the days when I was a bike messenger I heard 2 security guards bitching about a guide dog who took a big shit in one of the elevators 5 minutes before I got there, the even had it on camera which was really nice.
That has happened, back in the days when I was a bike messenger I heard 2 security guards bitching about a guide dog who took a big shit in one of the elevators 5 minutes before I got there, the even had it on camera which was really nice.
With all due respect Briminator, I’d like to suggest we all wait for King Nifty’s analysis of your post before we just believe you 
My contribution: when in grad school, I worked part-time as a libraian. One day, there was this awful smeel in one of the stacks. Investigating, Ifound that someone had dropped a “big one” right in modern fiction! I guess he was expressing his opinion of JamesJoyce!
James Joyce is modern? He died 60 years ago!