Congrats to them!
Her?
No, really, congratulations.
Woo hoo! Way to go 
On the outside, I’me really happy for them.
On the inside, I’me secretly hoping that they have an open marriage. Open to me, that is.
Well, it’s obvious who wears the pants in that household…
d&r
They list Ellen as 50 - surely that is a typo?
Well, I’ve just checked IMDB and she is in fact 50. You go Ellen - got a hot young wife!
Am I the only one who when they had "Ellen DeGeneres’s new gal pal is a former actress on
Ally McBeal said to themselves "that HAS to be “subzero Nell”…Portia de Rossi??
Not to be rude, but it really does go to show you that being funny helps. Women like the funny.
Why did her parents name her after a car?
[GD,RLH from fans of A Fish Called Wanda]
Heh.
I was amazed that Ellen was 50 too, and I didn’t realise Portia was a rug muncher. At least she’s put some weight on since being in Ally Mcbeal, I saw some pics of her at a party and she was a skeleton with skin (and seriously, who likes that look?).
Anyway, congrats to both of them, hope they have a very happy life together.
People didn’t know Portia de Rossi was a lesbian? She’s been openly in a relationship with DeGeneres since 2004 and she was dating another woman for several years before that.
That’s how you chose to phrase it? Seriously?
What if Ellen shaves?
Right on Nametag’s heels.
Ellen is a hot 50 - and I’ve always thought she was cute. The big reveal in her sitcom was a bit of a downer for me, I can tell you. Aah well, I’ll still have Joely Fisher…
Couldn’t resist - I love that phrase in all its un-PC glory.
<Throws rice>
I wonder if they did the Chicken Dance at the reception.
Good for them. 
The Chicken Dance is more of a guy thing in the LGBT community.