elucidator

Sadly, on the SDMB, yes you’d be a moderate. And that’s taking into account you’re left of bat-shit crazy. But we love ya. :wink:

I swear on my mom’s grave that before I read this post I was going to offer the theory that you and 'luci were, in fact, conservatives. You two go just far enough to remind the majority of what we’re up against. (Rallying the base, and all that). I was thinking of including rjung and Elvis in the conspiracy, but the fact they skip their medications wouldn’t be fair. :stuck_out_tongue:

Personally, I prefer when a woman shaves. But to each his own. Technically, I have to agree with the concept, though.

Oh, and I’m highly offended that with all you people throwing out the “Hack” label and not mentioning me once. What the fuck is all my work for around here? :smack:

Sorry, but you’re just a drone. You need to try harder. :smiley:

No problem, lonesome loser. Thanks for the apology.

And welcome to the boards. Like some of the other posters have said, we need more people with your intellectual honesty and integrity around here.

The smilie belies the insult. But I take it with as much seriousness as you meant it (I hope) I shall increase the effort. I will be legend. Legend I say! Fear the legend! It shall be unlea…ah, who the hell am I kidding?

Hey, if you had to spend your time alternating between defending GWB’s world-class ineptitude and the unabashed corruption of the modern Republican Party, you’re bound to go crack sooner or later…

Yeah, I agree with…holy shit! there’s another piece of the sky falling outside!

Good Og, are you really hurting that bad in life? I can send a check if life is so bad. If needed, I think I can swing a one-way to Liberia. Spoiled shit.

I used to think like you. Now I don’t.

Elucidator’s loutish sarcasm in not even remotely witty.

Color me unimpressed by the OP.

Don’t like what 'luc has to say 'cause it gets under your skin and/or mostly because you’re unable to refute him when he actually digs in beyond his unnassailable sarcarsm and brings out the factual hammer? Tough tit. I’d say he’s doing his job admirably – you know, fighting the Cognitive Dissonance Pandemic that currently assails your nation.

Hell, he is – thankfully, along with many other Americans here – one of the reasons I still hold out hope for your nation. That it hasn’t gone bat-shit insane a la duffer, Shodan, Starving, et al. Unfortunately, IRL, there simply weren’t enough 'luc’s around to put a stop to the downward spiral your nation is embarked in. But again, thanks Og for him and people like him. For without them, there is no hope.

As for xt and his OP (which, BTW, ain’t much other that a C&P hack job with little addtional effort put forth), yeah, sure, 'luc’s snide remark may have been initially unwarranted, but I think he hits the nail on the head in his following and equally sarcastic and succint post.

Just another convenient distraction at a time of great need – the whole Gallaway sham didn’t appear to be getting much traction so greater WMDistraction were/are obviosly needed.

To borrow from Pittee himself: Oh, look, Shiny!

This cracked me up.

Yeah, luc doesn’t even enter the top ten partisan hacks around here, far as I’m concerned (maybe I have lower standards, duff, but you definitely make it into the top three). He’s funny, he’s self-deprecating, and he’s insightful. I enjoy his posts.

Daniel

I disagree. *treis has never been anywhere near my boobies.

Somebody save the poor neo-cons from the big bad liberals! They say hurtful things. If only conservatives had some kind of political power or a media outlet so they could fight back against the scary hairy people.

Me, too. But they’re too often inappropriately placed. Guy oughtta stick more to writing loopy poetry about penguins and pilgrims in Cafe Society.

They just can’t get a break.

I find your OP to not meet the current criteria of “Fair and Balanced”.

Please include a complaint about a similar poster on the other side of the political spectrum or we shall, perforce, be forced to mock you.

-Joe

Satyr-izing?! Someone, please rip that picture outta my photo album!

I agree on the ratio of stupid to funny, though.

(Added quote tags for reading clarity–Veb)

I agree 100% with this post. elucidator is the only poster I have searched for, except when I see the BANNED under a user name.

Speaking of loutish behaviour.

I have a confession to make. Here at SDMB, I really just can’t bring myself to give a good damn whether someone is Republican or Democrat, Conservative or Liberal.

If they are cold or indifferent, that’s another matter. And I’ve seen that on both sides.

elucidator is comic relief with sometimes uncanny perceptiveness.

Elucidator is like duffer backwards, but funny. And intelligent.

I’m gonna make him the next Missus Ukulele.

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