ElvisL1ves: You suck

AUGGGGHGHGHGHG!!!

I have vowed not to engage him again in GD, because I simply cannot maintain the quality of courtesy necessary for GD in the face of his stone wall of a brain.

From the Fork Hillary 4 thread, in this post:

There are only two options I can imagine here. Either he is lying deliberately and shamelessly, or he is a genuine idiot. For anyone to come away with an impression that the FL/MI debacle was somehow hanging off of Obama’s unwillingness to concede any delegates to Clinton, after all the news and discussion that we and a hundred other left-wing blogs have engaged in for the last six months at least, is either stupid or disingenuous. Obama actually GAVE Clinton more delegates in Michigan than he had to…the man had the votes on the committee for a 50/50 split and decided to (attempt to) mollify Clinton by allowing her a majority.

The FL/MI sanctions were about two states who deliberately broke the rules that were set for over a year before the primaries ever began. The committee that voted to sanction those states had a majority of Clinton supporters on it. Clinton didn’t care about their votes until it looked like she was losing. She actually said, explicitly, about Michigan, “It’s clear, this election their having is not going to count for anything.”

Now, it’s somehow Obama’s fault. Not only is it somehow Obama’s fault, but according to Elvis, it’s equivalent to slavery (from this post in that same thread):

Those who can, debate.
Those who can’t, pit.
But those who can’t *pit *? :smiley:
Thanks for offering the additional evidence, people, but none was needed, really.

Good call.

You haven’t debated shit, just been a general fucktool.
You haven’t pitted, either, so where does that leave you?
Seriously, when are you gunna drop the, “I’m a cunt” facade and go back to the person Q.E.D gives a glowing recommendation for do to their jet engine design work? (Two of my favorite professors worked for G.E. and Pratt-Whittney designing engines. I learned a lot from them, and gained a great deal of respect for the profession. I’d really enjoy picking your brain on those topics. This one? Not so much. :frowning: )

:: steps away from the politics ::

Elvis designs jet engines?

Well, no wonder he’s so good at blowing hot air.

Posting in GD does not mean you are actually debating.

You still suck.

He’s the suck that suck points at and laughs.

No, that would be Mary Richards. She can also take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile. Get your facts straight, would ya?

Thanks, Boss. You really are the boss! :slight_smile:

Thank you, too, cricetus! You really know how to make my wheel turn. :wink:

You seem sincere, as well, so in spite of the mild insult, thank you, too.

If you made an honest assessment of my participation on these boards, you would recognize that I don’t live only for Obama – I still participate in several other forums on many other topics. Nor would I call my Obama support obsessive, which is evident in the fact that I don’t even participate in every thread there is about Obama or this election.

I will tell you, however, exactly why I do participate to the extent that I do here.

This post:

Which was followed by this post:

I’ll give you three guesses who posted that quote originally on this board.

As Barack Obama says, your voice can change the world.

But to bring this back to the actual topic of the thread, even when you skip the “debating” part and just stick to answering simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions by Elvis, he still manages to find a way to post utterly insane, retarded replies, eg: ElvisL1ves: "That change has been remarkably rapid, extensive, and unfortunately timed, then. Quite remarkably, indeed.

You can understand the basis some may have for suspecting that there has been no real change at all, can’t you?"

Shayna: “No”

ElvisL1ves: “Shayna, I realize that a statement from Obama himself is entirely satisfactory evidence to you, but do you think it is, or even should be, to everyone?”

Shayna: “Yes”

ElvisL1ves: "One gives such absolute belief to a religious prophet, not a politician. Which is he?"Really, I just don’t have the patience to argue against such inanity. No one should have to.

Like a jet engine.

The irony, it burns! :rolleyes: The googles, dey do nutink! :stuck_out_tongue:

Bless your heart.

In his defense, he’s been subdued enough as a troll to last for eight years without being banned. Say whatever else, the man has a clear talent (or has pictures of Cecil filching a goat.)

Hey, cock smokes, I put in a parenthetical to point out that even though somebody the majority of us disagree with still has great things he can bring to the community. Go shove a jet engine up your asses. And some explosives, while you’re at it, as that’s my engineering discipline of choice.

He’s not a troll. He’s just a dick. He actually believes that he (and those on his side I suppose) are the only actual debaters in the forum. Everyone else is simply not intelligent enough to understand the true value of his posts. The only talent he has is skating the not quite insulting enough for a warning.

Santo, I admit, I went for the obvious shot. But I’ve also pointed out that there is a capable individual behind the tag, he just doesn’t seem to want to apply anything more than polished rhetoric to a debate, making his commentary content-free.

I am not surprised that Elvis works in a technically and intellectually demanding field. I’d love to hear him discourse on something where he actually has something to say, rather than his current field of nothing.

But yes, I do have the weakness of going for the obvious and cheap one-liner. Better now than in some serious debate later.

Is that what he’s calling them now?

Doesn’t that explain it all? Designers forget their scribblings are just that, without the knuckle busters to make that shit fly. :smiley:

Let his light head take him aloft. :smiley:

yep. but the OP still owes us more than