[QUOTE=Count Blucher]
I hate ‘Reality TV’…all of it. When I joked about there being a 'Survivor: Viaquez", with inhabitants having to dodge inbound Navy shells, a part of me was hoping it would actually happen. (I suppose there’s always have Bimini Atoll w/o radiation suits…)
I hate American Idol, all its judges, all its singers, all its songs. If Al-Qaeda took them all out, I’d throw a party (but only if they could verify they definately got ‘Simon’).
‘The Amazing Race’ people need to be directed through numerous different un-marked minefields.
The audience of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ needs to be peppered with angry/drunk frat guys with rotten fruit and half-bricks.
‘The Batchelor’ show should hook its contestants up to a rich man/woman… with Ebola.
Big Brother should have its doors sealed and all food/water cut off. The winner would be decided by who didn’t die of starvation after 8 weeks.
Every third suitcase in ‘Deal or No Deal’ should be an anti-personnel mine. Or an Uzi, with which the model gleefully strafes the contestants and the host. Bonus points if she can lob a grenade through the bankers booth and finally get Blofeld.
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Well, OK but why all the death and destruction? Maybe just don’t watch?
I cry at the finale of Mr. Holland’s Opus. Every time, even if I just flip it on during the scene in the auditorium. It takes me about 30 seconds and I’m a puddle.
I watch MTv’s True Life. I’m fascinated, even though it’s really a waste of time.
I’m also a disciple of Tom Silva. I want to quit my job and work for him, I’d even do it as an unpaid intern if it weren’t for this mortgage and family I have to feed and clothe.
I don’t read much for pleasure, except for the newspaper and the occasional magazine. I read at work all day long, but I don’t read novels, and it’s not just because I don’t have the time.