More things you wouldn't admit in real life

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I am actually hooked on Days of Our Lives

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Sammy is with Brandon in Italy looking for the killer of some guy because her ex-husband was part of the murder plot. In finding out this information, Lucus would have to give up custody of their child Austin. She was accused and ended up in jail for the murder but was later released. I missed that part.

Lucus’s mom and father, (they aren’t married) are in Italy to foil them from finding out the truth.

John found out that he is the father of Hope’s baby but it could have been Stephano Demeara’s who kidnapped Hope last year and had implanted something in her brain so she could steal art work because she thought she was the princess.

Meanwhile John’s wife, also known as Doc, is being offered a radio talk show. She’s a psychologist.

Now, Stephano and his evil assistant switch babies at the hospital with the evil assistant’s niece who was a drunk. Hope’s baby (everyone thinks it’s the evil niece’s) was adopted by Stepheno’s daughter. The evil niece’s baby has fetal alcohol syndrome and Hope thinks it’s her fault during the time she was under Stephano’s spell and can’t remember if she drank or not.

I could go on but I might end up writing and entire book.

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Anyone else with things you wouldn’t admit in real life?

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I can hold a cup and a half of water in my navel.

Sometimes, I pick my ears with paper clips.

I chew anything that can be chewed.

I teethed on Milk Bones.

3

I goofed, Austin is someone else, the son of Lucas and Sammy is Will.

Silly me, I have to keep this straight!!!

< offers her body to Portnoy to chew on >

Hehe

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my bedtime snack is Guinness WITH oreo cookies

5

I have a body piercing - only two people IRL know it; even my best friend doesn’t.

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I’m terrified of snails. Why? I dunno. Not like they can catch me if I ran.

I am also a FoodTV junkie. I watch it all–well, except for Bobby Flay. This also ties in with my crush on David Rosengarten.

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I enjoy watching infomercials. Oh the shame! I buy almost everything that I see on infomercials. I have a Foodsaver (which is wonderful!!), Victoria Jackson make-up (it sucks, their colors looked like shit), Nad’s hair removing wax (isn’t as painless as they show on t.v. OUCH), RonCo Food Dehydrator (I love it). I’ve bought a few other things but would rather forget about what a waste of money they were!

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Yeah, but where is it?

I find Chelsea Clinton attractive - not that she isn’t, but people look at me weird for finding her attractive.

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I had mercy sex with this girl just so she would leave me alone afterwards and I could go to sleep. She was not attractive.

10

Nad’s hair removing wax? Maybe it’s because I’m a guy, but OMG, that sounds painful!

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Any hair removing wax is painful. No matter how they try to dress it up, you are still ripping it out!

Nipples. Okay, so I have two body piercings.

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Hey techchick-

I used to be hooked on DOL, also Another World. I bailed, and am still not certain that it was a good decision.

It all started when I spent a month in Ketchikan, AK one week. My friend was getting married up there, and she asked me to come up and make her wedding dress. She would pay for my ticket.

I don’t want to offend any Ketchikaners, but that place was the pits. It is on a beautiful island, and would have been great if I could have done some hiking, but I broke my toe the week before I went, (another long story) and couldn’t do any hiking.

This was a long time ago, and I am sure that the town has moved on to become a wonderful place. When I went, however, it was…well, let us just say that I was there for a week, and it felt like a month.

Anyway, while I was dutifully sewing away, the only company I had was the TV. My friend had asked for a week of vacation, but at the last minute she was told she couldn’t take the time off. At that time, there were only two stations you could watch, and one of them had DOL and AW on in the afternoon.

So there was this story about a girl (Trish) who was in love with Mike Horton (Hope’s uncle) but had gotten drunk and spent the night with David Banning,(Hope’s stepmom Julie’s son.)Of course, she got PG that night. She and David had married, and she was still in love with Mike but was trying to do the right thing. Blahdy, Blahdy, Blah.

I got so hooked that I was upset when I went home and couldn’t follow this except on Fridays. (I work 4 tens, M-Th) I didn’t have a VCR at the time.

This whole thing led to a 20 year addiction, and along the way I picked up Another World, which BTW I got even more hooked on than DOL.

A few years ago I decided that I was wasting too much time watching two hours of soap opera every night. I went cold turkey, but I have never really gotten completely over the loss. Then, when AW was cancelled, I felt totally guilty and bereft-even if I chose to go back, I couldn’t!

So, that is my sad story.

You know, now that I think about it, I guess I have an addiction for the SDMB! Just a case of substituting one addiction for another, maybe?

Sigh,

Scotti

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OP: More things you wouldn’t admit in real life

Is this not real life?

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I’m hooked on Guiding Light. Last week I was telling a coworker what was happening on the show. Another person overheard and asked who we were talking about. She thought I had some really juicy gossip and you could see the disappointment when she realized we were talking about a soap opera.

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Sometimes I think that boys are cute. But every male I’ve ever found attractive is gay… so… I suppose that’s cosmic balance?

andygirl

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I fooled around with a girl once. I even got complimented on my tecnique.
No one knows, especially Mr Lunasea.

17

I probably should be ashamed for knowing this…

techie hon, it’s Stefano with an f. :slight_smile:

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LOL Falcon…and how would you know this? :wink:

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I like Celine Dion.
I even like My Heart Will Go ON. I will admit to liking Titanic…that’s fine…but I LIKE CELINE!
Dammit!

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When I was 18, I slept with a 42-year-old man

I have a tape of Sesame Street songs that I play in my car and sing along with when I am down.

I love the old mini-series V and V: The final battle

I once changed the non-alcoholic beer in a bottle for regular been and gave it to a friend who didn’t drink.