Enlarge your mangina!

LOL…I was half expecting something about everquest, because in EQ terms a mangina is a usually teenaged boy or sometimes an older guy who always plays female characters … and is a touch odd…[either playing a female for self prurient reasons, or some guys are just woerd when it comes to ‘cybering’ big joke on sol ro server last year was someone had found out that a female character who was notorious for cybering people was actually a man…and i really dont want to go there…]

Mangina definition

Here is a picture of a mangina. It’s not work safe… or is it?

I´m not opening that link, no matter what you say. :dubious:

There once was a fellow named Reiner
Who wanted to have a vagina.
With his genitoolia
Tucked back, he could fool ya
While proudly proclaiming: “Mangina!”

The answer is none. None wronger.

There are several things I feel I must say.

  1. I have never heard of a mangina, and I’m not sure I ever want to again.
  2. The OP made me snort with laughter.
  3. When attempting to sell me drugs(prescription I assume), it would be advisable to leave the word gruesome out of the subject line.

Thank you,
-Lil

OK, I know this is probably way too pedantic for this subject, but that simulates the look of a mons veneris, not a vagina. But I don’t suppose many, er, prospective customers would understand, “Enlarge your mans veneris,” or whatever.

Still, if that is the correct definition, how would one enlarge it? And why?

Why? Carrying stuff mainly. Car keys, coins, all the odd and ends that wear holes in your pockets can be tucked away safely and discreetly into your capacious mangina.

I remember giving myself a he beaver back when I was about seven but had long forgotton the exercise until this thread. Good to see I was in fact being relatively normal, whatever that is.

“Basket of fruit”? Good grief.

I got a penis enlargement email with the subject line

“Get a bulky pole!”

Actually it was more like “Get @ bu!K y p 0le!”

but you get the drift.

If you’ve gone so far as to consider a mangina, surely your manhood would not be threatened by carrying a manpurse instead.

No way! That would be gay! Mangina’s are discreet.

I got a new favorite spam message line today, so good I almost opened it.

Heh, until the store clerk is suspicious of the dampness of the change you handed him.

Um, okay, to get a larger mangina, I’d need a smaller cock, right? As a straight guy, that prospect does not appeal to me. Or perhaps this a thigh-slimming dietary supplement of some kind?

I do feel sorry for you gays who have to figure all this out, the simple mechanics of fitting Tab A into Tab B. The straight life is so much easier, really.

What are the chances of knowing someone whose e-mail is machume@hotmail.com and someone whose e-mail is gachume@hotmail.com?

I get spam all the time from spammers who have used my own yahoo user ID with just one minor change, or they’ll use my user ID with another email service, like hotmail. I also get spam from emails similar to those of my friends. Could spyware be watching who you email and then spammers make new email addresses to spam you with? Maybe they figure if the email looks familiar to you, you’ll read it.

A lot of people use their first initial and last name as their identifier. They’re hoping that if you do this, so do your family members. So if your account name is bwinkle, perhaps cwinkle is your sister.

Spammers are willing to try very low probability strategies to get through, because of the extremely low cost of sending spam.

Naw, ETF. It’s better this way:

(Yes, the capital of Saskatchewan is pronounced to rhyme with “vagina”.)

Robin

From The Urban Dictionary

Hey! I really like the Urban Dictionary! A dictionary written by the barely literate

I’m going to be hitting that there random word plenty

“zippy -
zippy is the funny orange thing from rainbow. he is probably the best one on there, the others r poofs.
zippyis the greatest”

Indeed.