Surely there are other puns to make about Foley. Every single page joke has officially been made already, about three dozen times. He’s gotten to the bottom of the page, needs to get on the same page as other Republicans, turned to page 326, paged his lover, bent over a page, page page page hahahahah it’s been done.
That is all.
Daniel
How many pages are you hoping to get out of this? :dubious: 
There you made me break my no post streak for another lame ass page joke. I hope your happy with yourself.
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Boing!
Sprong!
wheeeeeeeee!
Clop-clop, clop-clop, clop clop…
knockknockknock
POW!
Did you know PAGE is an acronym?
PAGE Pilot Analysis of Global Ecosystems ***
PAGE Perl Application Generator ***
PAGE Perl Application Generator and Editor ***
PAGE PA Association for Gifted Education ***
PAGE Position and Generic ***
PAGE Parents for the Advancement of Gifted Education **
PAGE Parent Advocates for Gifted Education **
PAGE Partners for the Advancement of Gifted Education **
PAGE Programmable Aerospace Ground Equipment **
PAGE Pennsylvania Association of Gifted Education **
PAGE Philippine Association of Graduate Education **
PAGE Potomac Area Goldfish Enthusiasts **
PAGE Pomegranate Annual Gift Endowment **
PAGE Performing Arts Group of Estacada **
PAGE Pakistani Activists for Gender Equality **
PAGE Poly Acrilamide Gel Electrophoresis **
PAGE Public Administration and Governance Education **
PAGE Platform for Advanced Grammar Engineering *
PAGE Peri Aquaductal Grey *
PAGE Pennsylvania Achievement Gap Effort *
PAGE Professionals Association of Greater Emporia *
PAGE Pennsylvania Assoc for Gifted Education *
PAGE Parents for Advancement of Gifted Education *
PAGE Piston Arrestment Gas Entrapment *
PAGE Programme for Advancement of Gender Equality *
PAGE People Advocating Gifted Education *
PAGE Parent Association for Gifted Education *
There’s some good material there we haven’t worked in yet.
More accurately, most of the others are lame page ass jokes.
Best one so far.
You’re right. Time to turn over a new leaf.
Yesterday I made a joke about the page count of a thread (non-Foley). I saw this title and thought I was being pitted!
Denied!
Did you hear about the subordinant boy Mark Foley wanted to fuck? Yeah, apparently he likes to stalk and intimidate other Congressmen’s underage staff helpers.
Yeah…it just doesn’t have the same zing as a good “page” joke.
Though “staff helpers” is ripe with potential…
Foley. Folio.
Page. Pagination.
Hell, the jokes just write themselves!
Well, I for one must have been missing the good page joke threads. I’ve only heard a couple and would like to learn more.
Links?
You do realize that issuing a challenge like that on this board, of all places, has pretty much doomed this thread, right?
Man, five hours and we’re still on the first page.
Tough little guy, ain’t he?
Yep, utterly predictable turn for this thread. Funny but too fluffy for the Pit.
Off to MPSIMS.
Perhaps it’s because the pages weren’t right-justified?
♫On a long and lonesome highway♫
Q: What’s Foley’s favorite song?
A: Bob Seger’s Turn The Page.
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Depends on what you think the purpose of the thread was.
Primary purpose: to get people to pause before making another lamely predictable “page” pun in a thread about Foley.
Secondary purpose: to hear some more puns about pages and Foley that I’d not yet considered.
Doomed? No, no; it’s fulfilling its purpose admirably.
Daniel
Why did Mark Foley insist on people calling in him Mark Folio? Because he wanted to get into the pagenation.
thanks, I’m here all week. Try the veal.
Is it just a coincedence that Voldemort has a thing for teenaged boys as well?