On tubes of Preparation H - a cream treatment for shrinking haemorrhoids -
"Not to be taken orally"
I can just picture this old chap telephoning the manufacturer’s complaints department…trying to speak down the 'phone…
ROFLMAO!! Got a picture of one!? “More coal in the boiler room, honey, I’m just about there!!!”
(snicker)
Warning on a fast-food tamale: Paper wrapper is not edible.
I’m thinking if you are smart enough to know what “edible” means, you’re smart enough not to eat paper, no?