Something I got recently in an E-Mail. Gave me a few laughs.
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On Sears hairdryer:
“Do not use while sleeping.” -
On a bag of Fritos:
“You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.” -
On a bar of Dial soap:
“Directions: Use like regular soap.” -
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
“Serving suggestions: Defrost.” -
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
“Do not turn upside down.” -
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
“Product will be hot after heating.” -
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
“Do not iron clothes on body.” -
On Boot’s Children’s Cough Medicine:
“Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication.” -
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
“Warning: May cause drowsiness.” -
On most brands of Christmas lights:
“For indoor or outdoor use only.” -
On a Japanese food processor:
“Not to be used for the other use.” -
On Sainsbury’s peanuts:
“Warning: Contains nuts.” -
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
“Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.” -
On a child’s Superman costume:
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” -
On a Swedish chain saw:
“Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.” -
On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
“Do not use on food.” -
On a tube of Crest Toothpaste:
“If swallowed contact poison control.” -
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
“Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.”