She’s gonna eat monkey!
Who is the monkey now?
GOT MILK?
Okay, I think I’m back.
What a strange experience. Never handle cordrazine during an ion storm. You wouldn’t believe the trouble you could get into.
Were you gone?
You didn’t get a tribble pregnant again, did you?
What are you, my governor?
OK, the CA governor was recalled, and an act…
Oh, I get it!
Ha, ha.
No more Conan movies, dammit.
Robert E. Howard didn’t have no damn reset buttons…
Hey!?
Where’s my X2 DVD?
:eek:
Maybe he got Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant…?
She doesn’t look like she’d be that much much fun.
Now, Ashley Judd. There’s a legs up screamer for you, I’m sure.
No, no pregnant tribbles. It wasn’t for lack of trying though. It’s hard finding the appropiate orifices with all that fur in the way.
And Gwyneth Paltrow looks like she’d be as fun in bed as a Vulcan four years after pon farr.
But Gwyneth Paltrow in the fat suit she was wearing in Shallow Hal … grrrrrwww!!!
The problem with her is all those Lefler’s Laws you have to follow to date her. Bathe, clean clothes, BUY DINNER??? What am I, some guy with $20 and a bathtub?
Who is she?
The IMDB doesn’t list any Trek films or episodes.
What does it mean, “Legs Up Screamer”? I shall have to ask Mother.
That means she stands on her head and yells at you in Swedish
She must be really nimble if she can stand on her own head.
it’s a detachable head!
Is that how they are able to give it from one person to another?
People in Hollywood are apparently vary generous to be giving head so easy and readily. Maybe its the season. I heard that some fella ate with alacrity just so he could give some more.
Wasn’t “present-day” Earth in the Trek Universe in the post-Eugenics Wars ruin? Or did nobody in Detroit even notice? Did this never get mentioned?
It was so shocking, that everyone just repressed the memories. That’s why we don’t talk about it.