It’s all Aes’ fault.
Really.
And Tars.
Come check out my Pool Party!
I’ve got another hijack about RL when you’re ready, Viva.
Anyone know where Kn*ckers went? It’s been a week since she’s posted in an Enterprise thread and she’s made eight posts in the interim!*
Has she forsaken us? Clueless boys need to know.
*Yeah, yeah… I’m a stalker. How do you think I got these pants? Speaking of which, do they make my butt look big?
Your fat ass makes your butt look big!
Too bad Viva brought back this thread so soon. Gonna fill up with nonsense. 
Whooooooosh…? RL? What’d I miss now?
huh?
Real life?
Like all the other threads? 
Sycorax: Since these threads pretty much go off-topic from the beginning, you might as well post.
Moochiron: September 24, last I heard.
Yeah…Where is Kn*ckers?! Where is Our Kn*ckers?
Where are my knickers?
What does God need with Knickers???
I was born ready, sonny. Bring it on!
Oops, forgot: Kn*ckers only posts from work. Maybe she’s gone off to Risa for the holiday?
Well, yeah… she’s not here right now but she has posted in other threads since last posting in an Enterprise related thread.
I think she’s embarassed of her geeky friends… i.e., you guys. I’m the cool one.
Stop laughing. 
Yet Another Crewman Daniels Sighting:
I spotted him in Fight Club.
Que?
Que paso? Que queso?
¡Aye! ¡La naranjas en mi cabeza!
Por que you got spiders on the brain? Oh, wait, that’s not spiders. It’s oranges. I knew that.
You’re not supposed to talk about Crewman Daniels in Fight Club.
YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT CREWMAN DANIELS IN FIGHT CLUB!!!
(at least he wasn’t naked in that one)
What Trek Captain would you fight? I’d fight Archer since he’s such a sissy. Or maybe I’d kick Janeway in the balls.
Janeway beat Dinosaurs, Borg, Species 8427, The Phage, her own sexual urges (set your phaser on st st st st st st st stun!)
I wouldn’t want to fight her.
Pike, what with him being in a wheelchair and all…