Yeah, there was “Vanishing Point,” but the story blew chunks. However, if it’s Hoshi you crave, there’s plenty of her in it.
She also had to get them out of a pickle by crawling through the ship and she lost her top at some point, but I don’t remember the title of that one. I’m sure Tars would know.
You’re talking to the guy who liked Menage a Troi just 'cause they showed naked Deanna. Not even naked Lwaxana made it bad.
Tars mailed me naked Hoshi months ago. 
growth in your spine??:dubious:
Use your imagination. :rolleyes:
Aesiron isn’t human… Remember that discussion we were having a few months back about how Denobulans’ reproductive organs might not be where we would expect? Well, whatever species Aes is, maybe ther naughty bits are in the spine.
Sounds damned awkward to me…
Aesian Guy: “Honey, um, could you just separate your vertebrae a little?”
Aesian Lady: “I’ve already dislocated my pelvis, whaddya want me to do?!”
Aesian Guy: “Well, I’m trying not to sever your spinal cord, darn it!”
What was that Topless Hoshi episode, anyway? I’m trying to figure it out, and all I can remember is that everyone was locked in their quarters, and they used a Creman Daniels Deus Ex Machina to save the ship. Was it the Season 2 premier, maybe? I’m pretty sure there were Suliban…
Dead Stop: Not a personal favorite. Pretty boring and silly.
Is that like a Cappuccino machine?
No, it’s like a Miami Sound Machine.
So, having watched this again, I picked up on something i missed last time:
When Archer and T’Pol are on the station thingy, and it’s doing diagnostic stuff on Enterprise, Archer looks at a bio-scan monitor and says:
“Looks like the ship wasn’t the only thing they probed. I think this is Malcolm!”
They did WHAT?! :eek:
How does he know it’s Malcolm?
Rasputin had a wart…(ahem)
Well, maybe the repair station wasn’t the only thing probing Malcolm.
Gee, that poor little dog…
The repair station had a female voice…yet it probes. Interesting.
Oh, frip and frap…next week’s rerun is “Marauders,” AKA “Invasion of the Wussy Wimpy Klingons.”
:rolleyes:
I prefer the Durases and Alexanders of the Klingon Empire to the Martoks and Worfs.
That explains so much!!!
“Tonight on Enterprise, Malcom Reed and his unnatural machine love threaten the entire crew! But can Malcom resist his steel skinned love machine? It’s an Enterprise Event: Rust of Both Worlds!”
Why, how lucky you are!
:rolleyes:
What is with this guy?
I hereby retract my association with Malcolm…
I don’t like Klingons. Am I missing something here?
Yes, but so am I.
[Groucho]I’d better come out there with you.[/Groucho]
I’m glad to hear that, Aes, because the mechanical sex addiction was going to mean a WHOLE lot more psychotherapy, and, frankly, I don’t think the money’s worth it, for any shrink to probe those particular cobwebbed mental recesses.
So, Marauders next week, then… Is there a spoon around here, I can gag myself with?
Never mind, I’ll just watch the chickenshit Klingons on Wednesday, that’ll do the trick.
Next week on Pigs in Space, Klingons invade the SwineTrek, but are scared away by seeing First Mate Piggy in her nighttime makeup mudpack.
First Mate Piggy: watch it, bucko!
It’s a Pigs in Space Event, City on the Edge of Miss Piggy!
First Mate Piggy: That’s it! HIIII-YAH!
You wish to be the first to copulate with an ungulate?