Enterprise: Exile spoilers

Hoshi was in her quarters, hearing Tarquin’s voice, and she turns around only to find herself in his castle…

Well from now on, you see, she’s still in her quarters and he’s still projecting these scenes into her mind. The rest of the Enterprise series is all in Hoshi’s and Tarquin’s mind, and any panda you see is all a product of their imagination as well.

And one year, when she wakes up, she looks around and she’s in J.R. Ewing’s bed. And she wakes up screaming, looks around, and finds she’s in Bob Newhart’s bed…

But … but … what does that thread have to do with Hoshi porn?

obviously you haven’t seen the special features of the DVDs…

That just sounds dirty.

Of course it sounds dirty. Tars Tarkas posted in this thread.
Get a grip, man.
:slight_smile:

How about a “Best Dirty Star Trek Lines” thread? :wink:

I’m a doctor, dammit! Not a MILF hunter!

That’s Kirk’s job.

Just when I was starting to like you.

“Please sit and entertain me.” --Khan, in TOS

(Well, it could be read as dirty…)

Finally got to watch my tape last night.

I agree that it wasn’t the best episode (though far from the worst).

I wouldn’t have a problem with the spheres having gravity that is stronger than it should be from their size (didn’t they say that they emitted “gravametic waves”, whatever the heck they are), but tell us about it and be consistent about it - the shuttle spun away like it would seem to without gravity, then started back much too quickly and bounced much too gently.

As for the plot - Eh. But I will give them credit. At least they’re trying to make some of the stories about the people. They’re just not very good at it.

Hmmm. I just had a thought. We’ve commented about how Hoshi can translate some of these things much too quickly and easily. The bit with the “egg” seems to indicate that she has telepathic potential at least. That might make sense. Partial telepathy would make learning new languages much easier. Any bets on whether or not it was done on purpose?

I think Gravimetric would be measured in kilograms / milliliters, as opposed to the feet & ounces kinda gravity waves.

NoClueBoy: “MILF” ?

“Mom I’d Like to Fuck” from the American Pie series.

Acceleration due to Gravity times mass would a force; Newtons or pounds.

[Koik] Nah, Boiman ain’t that, you know, suttle.[/Koik]

I think this episode foreshadows Hoshi laying an egg in season 4, and becoming a chicken in season 5. She will then be sued by the San Diego Chicken, and have a fight with him suring season 6. Season 7 will involve a race of half-chicken, half-men who roam the galaxy looking for Mr. Goodbar.

To quote Kn*ckers, I’ll have what he’s drinking.

Fig- or -cake ?

Mass in the English system is slugs, Bucko. It could be worse.

Go.
Kill.

So…

Was 12 Monkeys* before or after Sixth Sense?

‘Cause I just saw Bruce Willis’ character in 12 kill a couple of guys and then say, “All I see here is dead people.”

On IMDB it says 1995 for 12, 1999 for 6th. But, with all this time traveling…