What did you do, get up for a very early breakfast? Or you haven’t gone to bed yet? Or Crewman Daniels has been futzing with your timeline and you really don’t know which end is up?

I think he’s been futzing with mine…no, wait, that’s spring break anticipation.
I’m nocturnal. Daylight scares me.
CGI Gorn might look like CGI Godzilla from that crappy Devlin film that never existed.
Morning scares me. I don’t do them well at all.
“It’s Gojira, you moron!”
(dialogue that does not exist from film that does not exist either)
I’ve never seen a single Godzilla movie. Ever.
Then you can’t hum along with us while we do the theme song?
“DA NA NA NAAA, DA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA…”
What? You’ve never subjected yourself to the exquisite pleasures of the giant rubber suited guy and his terribly cute little son who could only blow smoke rings? Or the really gross stuff in “Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster”? Or Rodan, or Gamera, or Monster X?
I’ve seen the 70s cartoon that’s rerun on the Cartoon Network. That count?
Ummmm…sure. I don’t get cable so I will take your word for it.

Off topic: By the way, your not responding to my emails hurt. It wounds me to the very core of my being. I think I’ll go kill myself by watching a marathon of “Spock’s Brain” now.
Goodbye cruel world.
Kn*ckers and I want a thread that is a Triptych.
AES: What emails? Oh, I’m supposed to run over there, back and forth, willy and nilly, while I’m posting here?
Yes, AeSIRon, I will take a look right now.
In a minute.
Some time!
What’s your malfunction, Aesiron? Gojira no eiga ga ichi ban desu!
Pft. I sent it an hour ago! Don’t make me bust you down to Yeoman!
An hour ago?? Measured in what kind of minutes in what kind of galaxy?
Okay, I replied.

Okay, that’s it! Constant insubordination! You’re demoted! Here’s the skirt and the boots. Put 'em on!
I’ve been waiting a while to do this…
viva, why are you putting a skirt and boots on Aes? Did he demote you to fitting-room attendant?
I dissagree. Whisp comes in, owner goes out Whisp goes out, owner goes in. Tripp didn’t describe leaving or returning, it just happened.
Guess that’s what I get when I’m not clear in my orders.
Stop laughing! The bridge is cold, damn it!
I always wondered why on TNG the dudes in the first season would sometimes be wearing those skirts. Then they suddenly stopped. Must have been Rigellian fashion or something.
Tars: The skirts were their dress uniforms, I think… As I recall (maybe wrongly), they started out wearing them pantsless, and then in later seasons, they wore slacks underneath. Which totally ruins the effect.
I do remember Worf complaining rather vociferously about having to wear a skirt, at one point.
And, Aes, I understand why you have to wear the skirt and boots, but was the bustier absolutely necessary? I mean, it looks good, and everything, it’s just kind of… unprofessional.
And I think you have it on backwards.
Viva dressed me. It’s all her fault.