Enterprise Vanishing Point thread (SPOILERS!!!)

I watched my tape of the show the other night, while playing with our new kitten Spike (he came from the pound with that name, but seems like a Spike to us). Even Spike found the plot to be a simple rehash (again :mad: ) of a ST:TNG episode with the horrible Dallas ending tacked on. It even had a shower scene! :rolleyes: Spike gave up and played with a bit of string he found instead. There you have it, string is more interesting then Enterprise now.

Next week on Enterprise-- Archer is kidnapped by the Borg, but is saved by his heretofore unknown identical Klingon twin brother (who in fact does sound like Mr. T). Hoshi loses her top again somehow. Merryweather stares at a blue screen with a blank expression on his face-- NEXT WEEK ON U. . . P. . . N !!

:wink:

String is interesting!

That’s all I have to say. I’ll stop being stupid now.

Ha, ha, ha. As if I could!

I hope Berman doesn’t read your darn posts, or we’ll have an episode about super strings. And I bet Hoshi’s shirt unravels.

Berman wouldn’t know super string from silly string.

Help, Q is playing Cat’s Cradel with the Cosmic String again!!

That would make a good band name.

I’ll just whimper in my closet in the nude with the light off and my testicles soaking in olive oil… oh? TMI?

better be quiet, NCB, Popeye might hear you!

I want to see tribbles on Enterprise! and put Barbra Luna on
an episode! that is if she is still living. Didn’t they kill off Cord’s mom on One Life to Live.

if the show doen’t make it it should last at least 3 seasons.
Live Long and Prosper

When Hoshi was talking to T’Pol in the mess hall I turned to my wife and said “Owl Creek Bridge.” I knew right then that it was a borrow from Ambrose Bierce’s story. And oddly enough, I enjoyed it more than I enjoy most episodes of Enterprise (or, as a friend of mine calls it: Star Trek Special Ed). Maybe that was because I felt smug about having figured it out.

But to be fair Dark Angel did a much better rip off of Bierce’s plot at the end of their first season.

Fifteen Iguana

Re-airing this week.

Bump.

Remember Goo?

We used to sit in front of the fire, singing the theme song from TOS?

Ah, yes, Goo. Those were the days.

*O, Goo

Well you came and you gave without taking

and I sent you away, O, Goo…*

ANTONIA!!!

Why are you obsessing over that name? Sheesh!

Why are you obsessing over me obsessing over you obsessing over me?
:confused:

Wait, wait… Viva is Goo? It all makes sense now!

Okay, LISTEN!

These are the woyages of the Starship Enterprise

It’s five year mission:

To seek out new life and new civilization

To boldly GOO

Where no man has gone

Before!! (bodly splitting infinitives…)

Oooo ooo

Oooo ooo oo ooo ooo

wah wah

wah wah wahwha wah wah wah wah

Hmmm hmmm

Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmmm hmmm hmmm

Ooo oooo ooooooo

OOOOOOO!!!
(that was the music from TOS, you grok?)

Of course Viva is Goo, you ninny!

I grok Spock.

You groks Phlox?

(Why does this sound like Dr. Seuss?)

And I’m Gumby, dammit!

Viva the Spock grokker is Clue’s Goo.