This is directed towards those numerous nasty jerks who evidently can’t be bothered with being sanitary in public; i.e, those who refuse to flush the commode when finished.
*Ere you left the stall a moment past
Did you think to flush?
In the name of your deity,
Did you press that little lever,
Just to flush away?
O how flushing makes us happy!
Flusing will change the smell to fresh;
So when it stinks thick and funky,
Don’t forget to flush.*
Feel free to post your own versions of the subsequent verses. And I won’t mind at all if you improve the verse I just posted.