Erection terms you never want to hear again

Let’s start with diamond-cutter, and procede to “blue-veiner,” “HUGE boner,” “gigantic choad,” and “horse-choker.”

“Joe the Plumber”.

“Caribou Barbie” – or any other name for Sarah Palin, including her own.

Oops, I thought you said election terms.

Well, these work for both.

“kidney disturber”

Rabble rouser.

Flaccid.

80-percenter.

PEn1S, Woodrow, Bush-whacker, Scratching Post.

tube steak

I hate the word “choad.”

Spore cannon.

The Ensuer.
I WIN!

Blue-veined junket pumper.

Enzyte Knob.

Pink Jackhammer

“My Friend”

:smiley:

Lazarus.

“Oh, I didn’t know you were Japanese!”

I like it.

Vlad the Impaler

What do I win?

:slight_smile:

How about “Purple Headed Monster”?