Thank you, Biffy. Thank you. I can now rest easy knowing that I am not omitting part of the canonical works - that Eric the Half-a-Bee is Apocrypha. I am… at peace.
can I just say that this is my first appearance in this thread
Well, at least it was better than Eric’s appearance in this thread which was, let’s face it, half-assed.
No, I’m sorry, there’s no time.
It’s a man’s life in the British army!
Stop this nonsense right now. Do you hear me? Nobody loves a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. Oh yes, and Capt. Jamison. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.
BURMA!!!
Sorry, I panicked.
No, you didn’t, you came here for an argument.
But it’s my only line!
I like traffic lights.
Mary Whitehouse has taken Umbrage, Wales isn’t swinging at all (no suprise there), and Monty Python has taken the credits!
Well, that’s about it for tonight, ladies and gentlemen, but remember, if you’ve enjoyed the show just half as much as we enjoyed making it, then we’ve enjoyed it twice as much as you. Ha ha ha ha ha.
::THUD::
The larch.
The larch.
Come on there luv, drop 'em!
Run rings around you, logic-wise!
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
Poor Flopsy’s dead, and never even called me “Mother”…
Silence all of you! I am in charge here. Stand up! Sit down! Go “ooo.”
What’s on the telly?