Eric the Half-a-Bee

Looks like a penguin . . .

Sorry about the “of fish.”

Yangtze, Yangtze, beautiful river, river full of fish.

Oh, Reginald Maudling!

This here’s the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in
a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.
Amen!

Somebody has to do it…
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Note that they do not fly so much as plummet.

OK, I’ll join in:

Reading this thread has made it such that

My brain 'urts!

And now, for something completely different.

Who’s in the sack?

If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy!

She smells a bit, but she’s got a heart o’ gold.

I refuse to post because I have learned the art of not being seen.

Not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Spam, spam, spam.

Bloody vikings!

Lupins!

Conquistador Brand Instant Coffee brings new meaning to the word Vomit.

Fivepenny please.

Toledo Tit Parade?!

Hi, my name’s Bruce, this 'ere’s Bruce, and over 'ere’s Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce. Wha’d you say your name was, Bruce?