It also works well for stopping runs in nylons.
Don’t ask.
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the Red Zone.
…or to the tune of the Gilligan’s Island theme. The same can be done with “Amazing Grace”, as it has a related hymnal structure.
Toy safety regulations forced the makers of gaming miniatures to stop using lead in their products. As a result, they began using antimony, which is also poisonous, but less well-known.
Eating an adamantoise will raise your vitality by one point.
The median lethal dose of caffeine for the average adult human is approximately 10 grams.
Art-grade gum arabic is very useful for gumming latches on doors so that they can’t lock behind you. It is also somewhat toxic.
Methyl orange can be used to catch a sneak-thief who raids your stuff, as long as you don’t mind your stuff being orange forever after.
<Really nasty poison-related esoterica voluntarily omitted. The Mods probably wouldn’t approve.>
Jack, if you make the change you suggest, the taper will prevent the bolt from sealing against the snapper, resulting in leakage. That clearly defeats the purpose of a restrictor. I recommend sealing the area with duct tape and testing it with 3-in-1 oil. 
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone.
Or “Alternate Title”, as it was known in England.
Demo, Dave’s isn’t that bad if you use about a teaspoon of it in a big pot of chili. It actually enhances the flavor, and only tastes like shit in concentrated doses.
Also, believe it or not, Cheech Marin has a habanero/chipotle sauce that’s pretty damn good.
Beef Stew MRE is the only “original” menu left after several iterations of entrees. If you write to the manufacturer of Tabasco, they will send you a recipe book for MRE’s; the same was done for C-Rations.
Powdered Non-Dairy Creamer is quite flammable.
How come lemon flavored drinks are artificially flavored, but furniture polish contains “real lemon”?
If you give a mouse a cookie, it’s going to ask for a glass of milk. This leads to an unfortunate series of events.
There has never been, nor will there ever be, a huge demand for beetle dung for the purpose of medicine.
Occasionally, my nipples get so hard they could cut glass. This has been proven, as I needed to break into a bank once using this method.
Here you go. Gee, it’s a Semmerling LM-4, isn’t it? Yeah it doesn’t have much kick for such a small gun, since it uses the “blow-forward” principle. Ya know, you shouldn’t point it like that at
But at least it’s only half as unpleasant as the same situation involving a B1-B.
Grrrr. B-1B.
In order to do a handoff to a C.O. from a WFA ticket for a standard NMLI circuit, the FCT field should be “HDC”, the DESTINATION field should be the CLLI of the C.O., and the CTYPE field should be “WMC”. In order to do a handoff for a dispatch out, the FCT field should be “HDD”, the DESTINATION field should be the CLLI of the last C.O. on the circuit, with a “Z” in the END field, and the CTYPE field should be “SSDAC”. In the Jacksonville area, however, a handoff for a dispatch out should be done as an “HDC” handoff, the same as for a dispatch in, but with a note in the “SUM/RMK” field to please load the ticket to the carrier group for a dispatch out.
On a 10-megabit Ethernet NMLI circuit, if you see “RX/TX late collisions” incrementing on the single-mode interface of the CP-9135 end-bridge, the problem can often be cleared by moving the circuit to a 10/100 Mammoth card on the Xylan switch and setting the circuit to full duplex between the Xylan and the 9135. This will, however, require someone to manually re-set a dip switch on the single-mode EPIM on the 9135.
I have the same birthday as Saddam Hussein, Ann-Margret, and Jay Leno (albeit 33, 29, and 20 years apart, respectively). Fortunately for my mental health, I don’t believe in astrology.
Actually, so is flour.
Also, there is no parking on the dance floor.
Of course. But non-dairy creamer more so.
Pheasants are not native to the United States.
Minnesota is the northernmost contiguous state.
Bananas - 4011 + Scale
Nectarines - 1 Tear + Scale + 4036
Lemons - 4053
Cucumbers - 4062
Green Peppers - 1 Tear + Scale + 4065
Red Peppers - 1 Tear + Scale + 4088
If buggy switch light on and off. Hopefully CDH doesn’t get pissed and send you on “breakdown”.
And no sex in the champagne room.
You are absolutely correct, if you are talking about the ring-necked pheasant (Phasianus colchicus, also simply known as “pheasant.”) These birds are native only to southeast Europe. However, it is a common practice to refer to many species of the family Phasianidae as “pheasants,” including some members of the subfamily Odontophorinae, of which some species are native to the United States. Not strictly accurate, per se, and arguably misleading, but not totally incorrect.
And certainly, it ain’t no thang but a chicken wang on a strang.
So to speak.
“Choose” is a zero-indexed calculation function.
To avoid inadvertently rebounding to the file with the “if” statement after calling a condition-dependent external script, test for the parameter that concludes the operation in the file of origin FIRST, then exit script and do an END IF with no ELSE, and continue with the external commands after the END IF.
You can assign global values in a read-only file (e.g., one that is on a CD-ROM) but not if the global is a container field.
It isn’t documented, but the Print command, when saved in a new script, preserves the entire range of print parameters most recently used, so print exactly as you want the users to print and then script it.
A ball-point pen cap will serve as a tool for removing mouse mung from the rollers of a mechanical mouse.
In Windows NT, it is possible to remove everyone’s access rights, including your own, and no one will ever again see the contents of your hard drive.
To exit a crashed program on an old Mac without rebooting, push the interrupt button or hit Command-PowerKey and type in the white box:
SMFA700A9F4 <return>
PCFA700 <return>
G <return>
Also, the veggies and the numbers are killing me! What the heck is going on here?
You must move your vehicle if directed by Park Service personnel to do so.
Tridymite is common in terrestrial siliceous volcanic rocks and is only stable between 870 and 1470°C and at pressures below ~3000 kg/cm[sup]2[/sup] at any temperature.