Pink triangles?
Asshole.
Not linking. Not worthy. Asshole.
Not only stupid, but incoherent as well. I do not think, once people actually figure out what you’re pitting, that this will go as you imagine it will.
And I can’t believe it took you five whole minutes to actually get to the Pit and type out THIS post. Good lord…
I’m actually kind of glad I don’t know what you are talking about.
…wow, you don’t understand satire at all.
Which would be fine, except that you had to go and announce it to the world.
Which would also be fine, except you used your ignorance as the basis to call out another poster who was actually stating your beliefs, only more eloquently than you ever could.
In short, your vitriol is exceeded only by your stupidity.
It’s certainly not exceeded by his eloquence.
That’s it, you’re go on my “Idiots whose posts I skip” list. Everything I’ve read from you has been idiotic blather. There are only a handful of such posters here, so you’re in rarified air. So be proud, you’ve stood out, made your mark.
OP: So your idea of a useful and productive post to win friends and influence people is to excrete an incoherent bunch of words like constipated pigeon droppings on a freshly washed car, force the curious to waste time finding out what the hell you’re talking about, and then make them regret that they’ve wasted their time?
Doesn’t work. Though it seems to have inspired several to invoke the “ignore” function, so there’s that.
OK, I made the effort to find out what thread, and specific post, this is all about, and having done so I believe I can state categorically that I have no earthly idea what the OP is going on about.
I agree with the OP. Ethilrist is clearly a dumbass.
They should bepink and blue triangles.
Ethilrist made a “Modest Proposal-” style… err… proposal.
It was funny.
This yahoo decided to prove Poe’s Law, and started his own look-at-me thread.
…this ensued.
Yep. It was meant as a (pointed) joke, and is easy to understand that way.
The OP should have linked; that was a dumb oversight that running coach had to fix. (Thanks, coach! Can I skip deep-knee-bends this afternoon?)
Well, now. Been here 16 years and this is my first Pitting… and it’s by someone who I was agreeing with.
You have to understand, OP has anti-matter for brains, so you’ve been anti-pitted.
I had you down for hand clap pushups anyway. 
I have been chastised. The pink triangle comment got my goat. Ever been? My apologies Ethilist and to all. I took it the wrong way. That and too much vodka and music from the sixties. at the same time.
Oh, so you’re the one who’s been keeping the goat all to himself. Ever heard of sharing?
Leave his goat alone. Vodka, 60s music, and admitting that you’re wrong are all good things. Getting it on with consenting goats is a different matter, but I’m a forgiver, not a judge.
I wonder if spamforbrains is the OP’s sister? 
Okay. I have a new user-name now. Dutifully earned. Don’t post while drunk.