How much time do you think it takes to post 24 posts a day? My posts aren’t typically long; just short thoughts on a subject. I get out plenty, thanks for the concern. 
inb4 unemployment joke.
Ha! To be fair, it’s really closer to 30 times a day.
FWIW, Jack, the vast majority of *my *8k+ posts have been since the spring of 2009. I post from work during downtimes. What the hell else am I going to do?
Well, now that you mention it…
It seemed that you kinda figured he would care when you pulled the whole “And you are?..” type shit. It’s not just you who does it. I noticed a lot of posters pull that shit, and it is silly because, 1. you can always kinda tell that they know exactly who the person is and is just trying to sound all above it all. and 2. because no one cares if random interenet posters know who they are or not. I mean, most likely, no one is going to care about that unless they really like or respect a certain poster or whatever.
So yeah. Can it with the “and you are?..” stuff.
Anyways, I never noticed you posting too much. I guess most of your posts are pretty interesting. And now that the dope is the only thing not blocked from work, I thank my lucky stars for anyone who keeps the new posts rolling in.
It’s a cheap shot, but I can’t resist cheap shots:
Rot in hell, all of you Yanks. Calling something “the tits” is a perfectly cromulent way of describing it. Up there with the dog’s bollocks, I tell you.
I’d rather create bite-sized posts than tl;dr rants on every thing that catches my attention. I mean, with the exception of Nzinga, all the posts in this thread have been shorter than my average post size (I think).
Hence why it’s a cheap shot rather than an expensive handcrafted shot exquisitely tailored to eviscerate you and you personally. That’s SFG’s area.
Surely what you post matters far more than how frequently you post.
Well if you think of one of those super deluxe shots go ahead and let me know so I can put it in my sig. 
It’s been a while since I’ve had an insult there.
Have you seen what he looks like? I mean, it wouldn’t kill him to wash his hair once a month.
It is more important. And don’t call me…well, you know.
Again, looking at him, it does seem that personal hygiene’s not really all that high on AClockworkMelon’s priority list.
Soooo, Virginia has drifted a few thousand miles northeast, has it?
I do believe I’m blushing.
Zette, right?
Nah, we stopped when Mel Gibson sugar-fucked it.
For the record: yes, I do enjoy gladiator movies, and yes, I have seen a grown man naked.
Now that we’re mocking British colloquialisms, can I just say how annoying the British use of “sorted” is? I watch and listen to a lot of British programs, and it’s always “I’ve got to get dinner sorted” and “Get yourself sorted!” and “Really, I’m sorted now” and sorted this and sorted that. It makes you Brits sound like a bunch of obsessive-compulsives who have to keep rearranging their belongings using different sorting methods.
Can we pause for a minute here?
How do I become the tits?
You have to get your bollocks sorted first.