Well, you’re already a bit of a tit so I’d say you’re about halfway there.
Deep-fried Mars Bars.
Wait, no, that’s the bitch tits. Sorry.
Our Bosstone knows what he’s talking about.
Damn it. Blown my cover as the advance party of the recolonization forces.
If you were, in fact, sorted, you’d understand. But it’s early doors yet. You may one day come to see the light. Or you may go totally pear shaped. We got that sorted? Lovely jubbly.
So, which of you is going to come knock me up tonight?
It’s traditional in Britain to knock people up in the morning. Is there an eclipse or something?
England is six hours ahead of me. My night *is *Great Britain’s morning.
Depends. What’s on the telly, and is there anywhere near you for a good ruby?
So where is etv78? Is he taking a nap?
Don’t own a TV, but there are some killer Indian and Thai-Lao places in walking distance.
How am I meant to catch up with the Enders if you have no box?
England hasn’t discovered the webbernets yet?
I love the fact that etv78 is so boring that his pit thread isn’t about him.
I hadn’t even noticed (I lost track of which thread I was in) and this cracked me up.
Take a nap, dear. You’re obviously feeling out of sorts.
I fear the whole tenor of the thread is turning sordid.
How’s its bass?
A little fishy.
Stop your carping.