etv78, please take a nap

[descamisado]

This thread has really started to flounder.

[MeanOldLady]

Stop this. Now.

[RedFury]

@Shot_From_Guns

For the record: yes, I do enjoy gladiator movies, and yes, I have seen a grown man naked.

But have you seen a naked man grow?

[BayouHazard]

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

It’s traditional in Britain to knock people up in the morning.

Funny, in the USA, it’s traditional to knock women up on Saturday night, after their fifth jello shot (ba-dum-ting). :smack:

How does one become annoying enough around here to get pitted? If I hang out long enough, will I eventually get pitted by someone, or is some sort of mark of special annoyance ability?

And if anyone would like to come over and sort me out, please do… I never get around to organizing these days.

[Oakminster]

@Shot_From_Guns

So, which of you is going to come knock me up tonight?

Reminded me of this “sex scene” from Babylon 5.

[Chimera]

@MeanOldLady

Stop this. Now.

Don’t school us! You can fish for support in this forum and be Bullhead about it, but we’re hooked. So don’t Perch on the edge of your chair feeling Crappie about it, ok?

[Spoons]

@Chimera

Don’t school us! You can fish for support in this forum and be Bullhead about it, but we’re hooked. So don’t Perch on the edge of your chair feeling Crappie about it, ok?

Oh, my Cod!

[Oakminster]

Tell me, boys and gills, is this the thread where we’re trouting out all our fish puns? Are have we fin-ished that already?

[EvilTOJ]

Not while it’s a quadruple leap year.

[Autolycus]

Sooo, what you’re saying is that Melon’s hair smells like fish?

[Nava]

@Shot_From_Guns

England hasn’t discovered the webbernets yet?

They have but, like hulu, their TV-replay webs do not let you watch stuff unless your IP gives the right location.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@RedFury

But have you seen a naked man grow?

In certain dimensions.

@BayouHazard

How does one become annoying enough around here to get pitted? If I hang out long enough, will I eventually get pitted by someone, or is some sort of mark of special annoyance ability?

I can be pretty fucking abrasive, and it took over a year for someone to get the balls to Pit me.

@Oakminster

Reminded me of this “sex scene” from Babylon 5.

Can’t reach anything streaming from work, but a Google of the URL shows me that it’s from Episode 12 of Season 2, so I have a very good idea of what the clip shows.

@Nava

They have but, like hulu, their TV-replay webs do not let you watch stuff unless your IP gives the right location.

Pretty sure that a Torrent wouldn’t care.

[digs]

I was up late last night reading threads as edifying as this one.

Could someone start a thread and tell me to take a nap? Like an eight-hour one?

Thanks.

[amanset]

@Munch

Posting here gets addicting.

Sorry, but you just made my shit list.

[SteveG1]

@Steve_MB

@Munch

Or at the very least, stop starting so many goddamn threads. Since your return on 9/5, you’ve posted 339 times in 170 threads. Of those 170, you’ve started 71 of them. Seventy-one threads in 23 days! Holy fuck, man - take a fucking break!

Let’s do a team-building exercise where we each read one of his threads and discuss it with the group…

I see what you did there
To hell with evtwhatevernumbernotimportantenoughtocheck. He’s a tool.

[BFPMod]

@Munch

Or at the very least, stop starting so many goddamn threads. Since your return on 9/5, you’ve posted 339 times in 170 threads. Of those 170, you’ve started 71 of them. Seventy-one threads in 23 days! Holy fuck, man - take a fucking break!

I understand you’re disabled, and don’t get out of the house much. Posting here gets addicting. But this is a community - could you try to spend more than 42% of your posting time contributing to the OTHER 8 gazillion threads at hand? Or get a LiveJournal so you’re not cluttering up the board with ridiculous shit like this?

This person is a troll. We just had to ban it from our forum for jerking our membership around for a few weeks. It actually gloats about this on another thread here. We have its real name. It also does this on pregnancy boards and others. For more info, you can contact me via private message here. They are a fucked up individual.

[VinylTurnip]

The plop thickens.

[AClockworkMelon]

First Umkay and now etv78? You can’t have Ambivalid! You can’t have him you bastards!

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

@BFPMod

We just had to ban it from our forum for jerking our membership around for a few weeks. It actually gloats about this on another thread here. We have its real name. It also does this on pregnancy boards and others.

It puts the lotion in the basket, too!

[Inner_Stickler]

Is it a person, a collective or an inanimate object? I’m not going to care about your posts until you decide on a pronoun.