“The short-fingered vulgarian” was the epithet hung around the neck of Trump back in the 1980s by SPY magazine, and it remains one of the most euphonious.
I never understood what “short-fingered” means. Thieving? Clumsy?
Google searches bring me back full circle to the Donald. Can anyone who’s come across the phrase pre-SPY please enlighten us all?
I too remember (and cherish) that descriptive phrase, but you have mutilated it. In its full glory–perhaps lost on a national and international audience–it is “short-fingered vulgarian from Queens.”
I stumbled across SPY with their Yuppie Scum issue, probably the funniest one they ever did. (Which also meant that every issue after was a partial disappointment, an irony Graydon Carter might appreciate.) That was the one with the Michael Graves teapot on the cover, which drew my eye because I had just purchased that exact teapot for my wife. (We were the antithesis of yuppies: she liked tea and needed a new teapot.) Like the National Lampoon, SPY had a wonderful few years and then disappeared up its own affectations. I hope your years were the good ones.
For my two cents: everything I’ve read about SPY confirms that the insult was about Trump’s stubby fingers, nothing more.
Both “Short arms and long pockets” is an old saying here, meaning a cheap person who won’t buy their round of drinks. ISTM this was a minor variation of that.
As a historical note, SPY was not the first magazine to employ this style. It was stolen in toto from the early Time magazine.
Timestyle, the weird syntax, portmanteau words, and adjective-laden prose developed by Briton Hadden (not Henry Luce), had a similar set of pat modifiers for various celebrities.
Torpedo-headed dynamo Walter P. Chrysler
Hen-shaped Fiorello LaGuardia
Duck-hunting dentist Senator Henrik Shipstead
Eel-hipped runagade Red Grange
Bathyosophical enthusiast the Prince of Monaco (a deep-sea diver)
Wild-eyed President Francisco Madero of Mexico
Sharp-kneed Megan Fox
I don’t think he used them *quite *in the same way that Time or SPY did.
And everybody else these days. I think all the late night comics are now doing it. Chris Hardwick on @midnight keeps pushing the envelope on what to call Trump, with a topper every night.