On December 25 (or any other day of the year, for that matter):
“I gotta say HOWDY HO to Mr Hankey.”
From Teemings Extras:
When I was in retail, I’d go “make a deposit”.
I wonder, is this some kind of comment about Snow White’s buddy? (i.e. Grumpy is a nasty little sh*t.) And if so, shouldn’t it be “I have to pump a Grumpy”? :eek:
My grandmother also used that - “I need to go grunt.” Wonder if that was a Depression-era term?
When I was a kid we called poop “ack”. We got that from our mother, but I don’t know where she got it. Seems like a bit of onomotopoeia going on with that one. “Hey, is that a turd?” “Ack!”
Now if you’ll pardon me, I have to go see a man about a horse.
Delighted to see this thread. I just made up a new one today (courtesty of my dog pooping in the woods)…
I gotta go “toss a pinecone”.
Whaddya think? Does it have legs?
If all the Dopers ate beans and pooped at the same time, we could leave the Steaming Millions.
I usually drop the kids off at the pool or make a deposit. However, on special occasions (usually on a car trip with my husband) I break out the, “Can we stop soon? I’m prairie doggin’ it!”
Since obviously we’re not the only ones who are fascinated by the magical properties of the poo, I’ll share with you the game my husband and I play when we’re on vacation together: we keep track to see who can poop in the most places we visit (in the bathroom of different places, of course). Each time you poop, you get a point. Special places, such as Disneyworld, get you double points. A restaurant or gas station would only get you one. My husband once got four points for going twice at Universal Studios. He’s such a stud. Though I did get four for making two deposits at the Mall of America. Then again, so did he. What can I say? We’re regular folks. Anyway, feel free to try this on your next family vacation!
“I gotta go do a jobby”. (A Scots euphemism that I gleaned from Wikipedia via Trillian).
Diarrhea - “I’m peeing out of my asshole.”
And the obligatory: Why do they call it taking a dump when you’re leaving it? You’re not taking anything!
I forgot. Thanks to Dave Chappelle, having diarrhea in our house is now having the “mud butt.”
I also wanted to chime in as another person whose grandmother “grunts.” I always thought it was funny when I was a kid and she told me she had to grunt.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=163132&highlight=poop
yet another.
My, what a board we’ve got here. What a board.