I was watching the rather insipid TV show “Jim” last night when guest star Dan Akroyd made mention of having to “Take the Browns to the Superbowl”. Purile it may be, but what’s the best euphanism for going #2
Dropping the kids off at the pool is one of my favorites.
I usually just say, “I have to defecate.”
[Ozzy Osbourne] I’ve got to take a f***ing piss…[/Ozzy Osbourne]. Well that might not be the best but it is the one that err sprung to mind right away… 
P.S. Euphemism
A local reporter who was living in [what was left of] Yugoslavia during the American bombing of Serbia several years ago said that one of the common euphemisms was “I have to vote for Milosevic.”
There’s 2 guys here at work that I can’t stand, so I usually tell someone I’m “going to take a (HP#1) and then wipe my (HP#2)”
[sub]HP=Hated Employee[/sub]
Sprout a monkey tail.
SPROUT A MONKEY TAIL!!!
Oh my gawd…that’s hilarious.
Got some unfinished business to take care of.
Going to see a man about a horse.
No, I have no idea what that second one means.
English guy I knew once stood up and casually announced “Well, I’m off to shake hands with the unemployed.”
Release the chocolate hostage.
A short list here: http://www.goofball.com/feces_list
Deliver warm muffins.
Babtising a babyruth
fighting the bowl boa
Encountering the chocolate monster
Speaking your peace
Giving an offering to the Porceline God…
From the link above.
Euphemism #89.
People who like sausages shouldn’t see how they’re made!!
Wtf?
#1: Tap a kidney.
#2: Drop a deuce.
Vomiting: Talking to Ralph on the big white telephone.
“Time to go bake some brownies.”
“Time to give birth to a brown baby boy.”
“I’m going to go make a picture of you.”
love that last one…
I’ve actually posted these here before, but i still like
“I have a cigar on the tip of my lip.”
from Jean Genet’s “Our Lady of the Flowers”
I’m sure it sound even classier in the original French :D.
My brother’s favorite?
Time to lop off a log.
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In a linguistics textbook I once had, there was a discussion of slang which used “Australian euphemisms for male urination” as examples. The two best (or at least the only two I still remember):
“Point Percy at the porcelain”
“Syphon the python”
Sorry that I don’t know any good ones for #2.
Well, since all of my favorites have been mentioned, I’ll share two that don’t really fit the OP (that is, the act of actually going), but more precisely refer to the urgency of one’s need to go:
Prairie Doggin’
TC (touching cotton)