I won’t link to the thread, but I just came across where somebody said their cat didn’t like car trips, and would “use the bathroom all over herself”. Huh? What kind of a car or bathroom is this anyway?
Is that not the most strained euphemism you’ve ever seen?
Again with cats, I remember reading and ad for some cat product that mentioned cats “using the bathroom all over the house”, which, unless it’s a very unusual house, is clearly impossible.