Locked
Langered
Pissed
Fucked
Arseholed
Wrecked
Cunted
Bollocksed
Trollied
Off his/her head
Fluthered
Another I can remember from the 50’s was “ruint.” (see/hear Bo Diddley).
Over-served.
Regards,
Shodan
Winehoused.
Too soon?
Trashed
Saturated
Lubricated
Oiled
Fucked up as a football bat
“Lubed” or “Lubricated”
“Seeing through beer goggles”
A wee bit pissed.
(I like understatement.)
People know when I’m really drunk, when i say, “I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking”. Then I fall off my bar-stool.
+1 for wrecked or wasted
Also I don’t see “bulletproof” yet.
tallyhammered
Are “shitfaced” “fuckedup” and the like truly euphemisms.
Hehe…my spell checker thinks I mean “duckweed” when I type “fuckedup”.
Don’t think we’ve had ‘bladdered’ yet?
Geschtonkered
You had to have lived in listening range of WLS radio in Chicago around 1970 to get this one. They had a bit about The Tooth Fairy, a crime fighter who’s weapon was the geschtonken ray gun.
Locked out of your head.
Choose a noun. Add “ed”. Have fun.
Cemented
Trousered
Filleted
Bladdered
Sharpied
etc etc
Special mention to
Out of one’s tree
Ripped off one’s tits
Lodi, WI?
Completely rat-arsed.
Loser pissed.
Leanin’