Euphemisms for "very drunk"

Locked
Langered
Pissed
Fucked
Arseholed
Wrecked
Cunted
Bollocksed
Trollied
Off his/her head
Fluthered

Another I can remember from the 50’s was “ruint.” (see/hear Bo Diddley).

Over-served.

Regards,
Shodan

Winehoused.

Too soon?

Trashed

Saturated
Lubricated
Oiled

Fucked up as a football bat

“Lubed” or “Lubricated”

“Seeing through beer goggles”

A wee bit pissed.

(I like understatement.)

People know when I’m really drunk, when i say, “I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking”. Then I fall off my bar-stool.

+1 for wrecked or wasted

Also I don’t see “bulletproof” yet.

tallyhammered

Are “shitfaced” “fuckedup” and the like truly euphemisms.
Hehe…my spell checker thinks I mean “duckweed” when I type “fuckedup”.

Don’t think we’ve had ‘bladdered’ yet?

Geschtonkered

You had to have lived in listening range of WLS radio in Chicago around 1970 to get this one. They had a bit about The Tooth Fairy, a crime fighter who’s weapon was the geschtonken ray gun.

Locked out of your head.

Choose a noun. Add “ed”. Have fun.

Cemented
Trousered
Filleted
Bladdered
Sharpied
etc etc

Special mention to

Out of one’s tree
Ripped off one’s tits

Lodi, WI?

Completely rat-arsed.

Loser pissed.

Leanin’