Sheesh. I even get flamed when I compliment a mod…and how often does that happen? Oh well, at least you didn’t call me an idiot. And yes, I’d very much like the powered sugar.
Okay, but right now all I got is brown cinnamon powdered sugar.
Man, when Euty starts a pit thread, it degenerates into madness!
I’m still sort of a newbie, so maybe this has been answered before, but where did they get a 90-year old man to moderate? Is he Cecil’s dad or something?
“Back when I was a boy, men were men, women were also men, soap tasted like crap, TV dinners had rice in 'em and people knew the true meaning of Disney movies. Bah!”
:grumpy old man arm wave:
[sub]Giraffe waits quietly for imminent destruction[/sub]
Inor complained :
and then in the same breath said :
Well, thank you so much for comlimenting my dick, but you’ve never seen it. How the hell do YOU know how great it is?
euty, euty, euty, msahib, i jsut ass umed…
BIG smile…
inor, are you familiar with Dale Carnegie? The guy that wrote the book about how to win friends and influence people? Perhaps you should find a library and check it out.
Oh, I’m sure that inor just assumed, as I’m sure most of us do (until it’s proven otherwise, with photos), that because he’s a mod, Euty is eight feet tall and his dick drags the ground.
That’s what they tell me, anyway.
Euty - I want to be crystal clear on what’s going on here… The main things you can think about to bitch about - the really horrible things in your life right now are:
- You can’t find unfrosted cinnamon Pop Tarts
- Your soap is made from breakfast cereals
- Disney wants to make a Lady and the Tramp 2.
- Some newbie compliments your willie.
I have only this to say – SHUT UP!
What I wouldn’t give to have problems like that! If only that is what comsumed my thoughts with a burning hate and foul venom!
Is this what we can expect next?
[whiny Euty voice]
Oooh, ooh, I’m so angry. Two beautiful women are fighting over who gets to sleep with me first and they won’t let me explain that they can both have me at the same time!
[/whiny Euty voice]
You don’t know what real problems are, bud. You want a real problem, here’s one:
I’m at work, right? So I go to the break room and find they’re all out of Sprite. All out! Can you believe that shit? Now, because the Coke machine is out of Sprite, I have to walk all the way to the Pepsi machine on the other side of the breakroom - and I mean it is literally clear across the room here - to get a 7-Up. I am so fucking pissed off now!
No, no, you misheard. Euty’s knuckles drag the ground. His dick is eight feet tall.
Um … well … actually …
You know, it’s quite a coincidence that you should mention this …
Pop Tars? blech! The frosted ones are better than the unfrosted though.
Pillsbury Toaster Strudel is the good stuff: they have real frosting you apply yourself, or eat directly out of the plastic while the strudel is toasting.
Okay, okay, consider me corrected. You can, in fact, be pissy! Is it as much fun as you thought it was going to be?
Also, I’m with slackergirl, I will now see you on the board as “Eutypoo” from this day forward!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog *
Is this what we can expect next?
[whiny Euty voice]
Oooh, ooh, I’m so angry. Two beautiful women are fighting over who gets to sleep with me first and they won’t let me explain that they can both have me at the same time!
[/whiny Euty voice]
Actually, there were three of us. But we worked it out.
My WAG–it’s the year he was born. He’s 45.
BTW My former username was Mojo57 and I’m 43. Weird, Huh?
Oh and Pop Tarts suck!
See, Eutychus? Ya try to start a pit thread, but your fuzzybunny lovableness turns it into something totally harmless.
Krispy is right, give it up!
btw, krispy, you okay, ya just handed me such a good straight line…
Anyway, ALL because of Euty, I am going now to the grocery store to actually BUY some pop tarts. He made me hungry…
I seldom come to the pit as well, so all I can add is
that where I come from (the US), **Eutychus55 **is the main ingredient in a brand of Pluto Water.
Went and got the brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts last night.
No frosting. heh heh