Eve takes home a nekkid woman.

[beagledave]

Well, that’s what the headline says.

I had my doubts whether this was our Eve though.

Eve accepted the Breakthrough Style award in a tailored black jacket with a black scallop-edged bra underneath, pantaloons with zippers up the legs, and a black fedora. “You create trends,” she said, “not follow trends

• tailored black jacket? maybe
• black fedora? OK, but a stretch
• pantaloons? ummmm…I dunno
• black scallop-edged bra visible underneath? I think not.

Is there something you wish to share with us Ms. Golden?

[rubes]

pics, I wanna see pics

[Eve]

. . . And I might add, Steven Tyler looks even more like Joanna Lumley in person!

—Eve (who indeed creates trends and does not follow them)

[lieu]

Finally, a useful award.