Why do I open his threads?
:smack: How did I do this again?
I’m not sure if posting her picture is a great idea. But other than that you can tell her that a random stranger on the internet thinks she is very attractive. In a totally non-creepy way of course. 
You could try to raise her self-esteem by complimenting her on her eyesight.
I personally find it fascinating to observe JohnClay’s remarkable efforts to find and create opportunities to discuss his twin obsessions:
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His wife’s less-than-satisfactory looks
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Fat bellies
We aren’t terribly private people. She in particular has been very present online (with her real name and face out there) since the days of Usenet, before there was even much of an internet.
I shall pass along your kind words at the most opportune time, i.e. when she’s feeling down and my compliments aren’t helping. Thanks!
You’re not really all that sexually attracted to your wife, are you JohnClay?
ETA: Just because she can give you a boner and get you off does not necessarily mean that you find her sexually attractive.
The only thing that gets him hard is sowing confusion on the internet.
Try my line:
My college girlfriend and I were always in the mirror together. One day, I surveyed my face and declared, “I’m ugly!”
And she said, “Oh, no, honey, you’re beautiful!”
So I said, “Hey, that’s great–I feel a lot better. You try it. You say you’re ugly and then I’ll make you feel better.”
She said, “Okay, I’m ugly!”
And I said, “You’ve got a really cute personality!”
Question: who here has a wife that’s hotter than JohnClay’s wife? *raises hand *. We should all appreciate his honesty; by rating his wife a 5 out of ten he’s making all the other wives hotter in comparison.
I wonder how the appearance of the women could mean anything about the men they were with. Their looks don’t throw a glamour of good looks onto the dudes next to them. If they are ugly they stay ugly. This thread suggests a lack of warmth for his wife… Not buying that her (supposed) word means handsomeness. My guess is that’s why this was started. "People say I’m great looking."Deserves “better”. Blah blah blah.
The reminds me of the story of the 8 Cow Wife
Maybe you should think about getting one.
http://www.ultimatehusband.com/8cow_wife.htm
I’m sexually attracted to some aspects of her…
Maybe hotter but there are other things that are important in a wife.
She doesn’t seem “fat” to me at all. But I don’t like her collarbones (unlike my wife’s) - I like to find things I don’t like so that I don’t feel bad about my wife.
Incubus:
BTW I know a few other wives that are less hot than my wife, so that’s good for me.
I don’t spend as much time here as I used to, so I miss all the drama.
Is this a reoccurring theme for the OP?
If you’re talking about a flat head so as you can rest a can of beer there, well ya, of course.:dubious:p
Them’s dudes. They just dress like that.
Some of them have had children though.