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Yes, about my identical twin.
I think I win the thread.
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I did once, about my mom! Yuck. Yuck. Yuck.
It wasn’t a sex dream, but she was naked. Still, yuck. yuck. yuck. Mothers don’t have sex and were born with clothes on them.
I’ll pick up the trophy on the way out.
[QUOTE=capybara]
Yes, about my identical twin.
I think I win the thread.
Worst thing is, in the dream I was trying to get my sister’s attentions, and started to succeed, but then (in the dream) I got distracted by the family dog as he passed by and switched gears. . . nastiest dream ever. But so nasty that I just woke up laughing.
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I think I read a letter like that in Penthouse Forum.
[QUOTE=capybara]
Yes, about my identical twin.
I think I win the thread.
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Hmm. That reminds me, I did once have a dream that I had a female twin who looked just like me but had the other parts, and we proceeded to get it on. Really weird.
IRL I grew up an only child, though coincidentally enough, I did have an identical twin at (2 months premature) birth, who did not survive :(.
Yes.
Sicked me out.
Yes, of my mum after finding …very well hidden Polaroids of her and my dad. (Found them totally by accident)
Woke up with a total"EEEwwwwww" that caused a total lack of function from my “little buddy” for a couple of weeks.
Sorry for the TMI and also; Peace-DESK
<sigh> Yes, and it was disturbing 
Yep… and it was my dad. Ew. I didn’t enjoy it in the dream either, it was non-consensual.
Just for the sake of over-clarification, my dad has never abused me or touched me in real life in any way beyond the normal dad-capacity. Just wanted to clarify to all that this dream had no basis in real life whatsoever.
I know that you don’t control your dreams, but it still made me feel icky.
Yup. Don’t like the idea, but it seems that every once in a while, my subconcious would like to go placed I’d rather it didn’t. So I wake up, think “Nope. No way, no how, yuck” and “Thank Og we’re not that kind of family” and move along with my life guilt free. But then again, I have sexual dreams about a lot of inappropriate people and situations.
Yes. It was about one of my cousins. She’s adopted, though.
I had sex dreams growing up about my aunt. Didn’t really bother me, she was hot.
Sexy [a]unt!
I never have, although considering there’ve been two weddings in my family in the past month, I did have a dream that I was engaged to a pretty young (i.e. just graduated high school,) daughter of a friend, whom I’m not particularly attracted or unattracted to. I blame the melatonin.
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Yes, about my fourth cousin, who’s a little older than me. At the time I had the dream, she was (and still is, given her age), smokin’ hawt.
It was a really nice dream. ::wistful::
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Fourth cousin? Isn’t that like your cousin’s cousin’s cousin or something? That’s pretty tenuous kinship. Queen Elizabeth is probably a closer relation. (I exaggerate).
Well, it’s pretty distant. There would certainly have been no legal barrier to us getting married (a thought which occasionally crossed my mind, although nothing ever came of it, and now we’re both happily married to other people anyway).
And she was 'way hotter than Queen Elizabeth. 
Does it count if an evil wizard makes you do naughty things with a family member just to prove his power?
Of course, then I snapped out of it and kicked his ass. He was a wizard, but I had a machine gun.
Yes, and you’re getting no details about the scenario, save that it was such that the reaction upon waking up was not quite “yuck” but rather "WTF???"
Yes. I had a totally Oedipal dream, before puberty. I think it stunted my sexual development.
Is thread begging for TMI, or what?
Yes, with my mother and my sister. No yuk upon waking up, just WTF.
But the weirdest is with your nearest colleague. She’s a really good friend. I never had the guts to tell her.
Capybara, how you doin’?
Yes, shortly after I had met one of my hot East Coast cousins that I had never met when I was growing up. It didn’t really disturb me much because she’s more distant than 2nd cousin (I don’t remember exactly what family relationship it is anymore…) and I had only met her a day or two before for the first time and thus it didn’t really seem like “family”, even though intellectually I knew she was.
Oh, god yes. When I was a teenager, it was my first cousin, who’s 12 years older. Now that I’m older, it’s her daughter, who’s about 14 years younger. Strangely enough, there were quite a few years where it wasn’t either of them.
Oh, and a cousin from the other side of the family after I saw her naked when we were 16 and 14, respectively.