We were at my friend’s birthday party, and we decided to watch Freddy Got Fingered, an admittedly stupid movie which has us in stiches nontheless :). My friend had a video projector, and so we projected the movie on the wall in his living room. During the scene where Freddy is grabbing at the horse’s wiener and screaming “I’m a farmer!” my friend’s mom walks in and obstructs the projection while talking to my friend…wound up having the horse wiener projected on her :eek: boy it was hard to keep a straight face!
The first episode of Six Feet Under I ever saw was while my mom and her boyfriend were having this heated discussion with their back to the TV. Suddenly there is this very loud sex scene…:eek: my mom turns her head around and asks, “What the hell are you watching?!”
Two other times involved a cartoon called Venture Brothers, which airs on Cartoon Network. I was at my dad’s house watching it with my brother once, and my stepmom was knitting. The episode had…a sex scene in it which of course causes my stepmom to stop knitting and calmly ask my brother and I why we are watching two cartoon characters having sex with each other?! The other moment was another episode (last week actually) where the villan, the Monarch, had his girlfriend seduce Dr. Venture. He’s watching the whole thing thru a hidden camera she has while he sits alone in his lair. I guess he started getting turned on watching his girlfriend make out with this old dude, because he sticks his hand down his pants :eek: like he’s going to masturbate to it and right when he is about to do it, and my friend and I are laughing are heads off, my mom comes in the room to ask me a question, then turns her head to see what we were laughing about :eek:
“Why are you watching some cartoon character masturbate while watching two other cartoon characters having sex?”
uhhh, how the hell do you explain your way out of THAT question?
When I was in 8 th grade, I was watching a cheesy movie on HBO (I still remember the movie - Chanel Solitaire - the life and times of Coco Chanel). My mom walked in during a relatively mild sex thing and asked “do you know what they’re doing?” in a kinda shocked voice. I just said yeah and she got embarrassed and left. I think it was the first time my mom realized I knew what sex was…
My husband has a friend, B., who is considerably older and who has been in a sort of mentoring relationship with him for many years. (He is a retired scientist who hired my husband as a lab assistant for a number of summers while he was in college and grad school.) A few years ago, after B. had lost his wife to emphysema, we went to his house to have dinner and watch a video. The choice was The English Patient which has several steamy scenes. It felt very weird to be sitting there watching that with someone I had a fairly formal relationship to.
My other one was back when I was in junior high and high school and had discovered the joys of Monty Python. There was no problem with watching it usually–it was broadcast late and my parents would just go to bed and let me stay up and watch it by myself. When my grandmother would visit, though, I could depend on her to wander in with her knitting just at the moment the grinning, naked, organist would appear.
When I was in High School, my friend and I had rented Going Beserk with John Candy. In one scene, he’s dreaming and he ends up masterbating in the dream. Just at this point, my friend’s grandmother walks into the room.
Jr. High, my friend, his sister, and I were watching “White Men Can’t Jump” in his basement when their father walks in from work. It just happened to be the scene where Woody and Rosie were going at it. The weird part was he just stood there and watched it for a little bit then said, “I’m not sure I approve of this movie” and walked out.
Back when I was in 10th or 11th grade, the group of friends to which I belonged would occasionally gather at one of the guy’s houses to watch a flick. This particular evening we decided to rent Swordfish. Now, the guy whose house we were going to be watch the movie has somewhat conservative parents and he had previously expressed some concerns about renting any movies that had nudity or gratuitous sex scenes in them. Now, Swordfish has a bit of both, but he thought we’d be ok because his parents wouldn’t be home until later in the evening.
The early scene of a sexual nature went by sans parents, but right before the scene where Halle Barry is lying around topless starts, his parents walked in. As soon as they came in, one of the other guys started chatting with the parents and subsequently prevented them from seeing the movie, although that wasn’t his intention at the time. The rest of us had a bit of a time keeping from breaking down into laughter that would have attracted unwanted attention.
Only every time I watched pro wrestling and my dad decided to watch a segment with me. It’d always be a ladies’ mud match or the McMahon Kiss My Ass segments or Eugene the mentally challenged character.
But, I once asked a good friend of mine how he met his wife. I don’t remember most of the story, but I do distinctly remember the line “So, I was jacking off to Skinemax…”
I’m gay. But at age 12, I hadn’t told my mom yet. We were watching Deathtrap on TV, and when Michael Caine kissed Christopher Reeve on the mouth (oops, sorry, Spoiler) my mom turned to me (I’m completely freaked and aroused by the scene) and said “Well! Isn’t that quite the plot twist?” I don’t think I ever recovered from that moment.
A few years back my brother and I were watching Monty Python’s Meaning of Life on the TV. On came the scene where the bloke gets to fall to his death in the manner of his own choosing.
