Every bachelor party needs a dwarf.

How The Other Half Lives story:

Am I the only one who suspects he wore a Velcro suit with handles on it?

Speak for yourself, Mr. Wire Service Reporter.


I knew we were missing something from the bachelor party I went to over the weekend!

A dwarf stripper would have made it perfect!

<the entire post, with the exception of the bachelor party actually happening, is in jest!>

The thread title scans perfectly with the song “Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” from a Funny Thing Happened on the WAy to the Forum.
and now I can’t get that out of my head.

I take that as a challenge.

Thank you, Eve. My mind wouldn’t construct any verses for that.

Eve, you just made my week, and it’s only Monday. :slight_smile:

Didn’t Soft Cell sing about this?

Eve, you are my heroine.

Tainted Dwarf?

Stunted Love

Shit, we pay $120/hour for 4’9".

I assume they include an hour of dwarf tossing? :dubious:

Of course I blow the wad… read that as 3’9", and I’m really a nice guy who has several dwarf friends :wink:

Yeah, but not the type of tossing you think :eek: