Phone rings in morning :
“Homeowner with septic tank?”
No I am not. Click.
People vote with feet
George Bush ‘wins’ the election
Iraq is toasted
Lunchtime can be saved
Mardi Gras food is downstairs
Jumbalaya, yum!
Damn this common cold
Winter makes my nose run free
Coughing to and fro
Travel Manager
That is my title for this
company. Yeah, right.
I rewrite travel
policy; to help save cash.
And no one listens.
So now we spend more
on airfare, hotels and cars.
They should have listened.
Maybe I should just
specialize in vacations!
Nah. Better off here.
Soon they will see the
Travel Manager
That is my title for this
company. Yeah, right.
I rewrite travel
policy; to help save cash.
And no one listens.
So now we spend more
on airfare, hotels and cars.
They should have listened.
Maybe I should just
specialize in vacations!
Nah. Better off here.
Soon they will see the
error in their ways, and come
pleading for my help.
Boredom all day long
Phone rings, fax beeps, other line
Quickly, I am swamped
Where’s my god-damned coat?
I know I left it right here.
Now I’m late for work.
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My first poem now makes no sense.
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Thread title fixed now.
My first poem now makes no sense.
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I double posted.
Double click THIS Microsoft!
Sorry about that.
Incessantly rant,
“You will never measure up.”
Bite my butt Mother-in-law
Precious little babe
Giving joy with toothless grins
Until the stink comes
Haiku! is so cool;
But, I am. never quite sure,
How to punctuate!?
Could this all day do
Laundry is screaming for me
Alas I must go
Still early morning;
Only been at work an hour.
Not quite awake yet.
Masturbatory
needs. Oops, coworker entered
restroom. Zip up now.
TMI alert!
I did not need to know that.
I feel oogy now.
I am not awake
My job can do that to me
Still need more coffee
Uni-theme haikus
Do they indicate problems?
Probably. Coffee?
Single espresso,
Double mocha to go please-
Or drip would be fine.
“I want use e-mail”
says he. So I sign him up.
“What means it, password?”
message light is lit,
to-do list growing longer,
let’s check out Straight Dope.
grunting in the stall,
still cannot un-ass this turd,
Plunk! Ah, there it goes!
Dopers find post gross,
Pit me and flame me but good,
“Lurker!” They all cry.
Checking my e-mail,
I find the hamsters have died.
So I can’t reply.
Dead Honda Civic.
It dates from 1990.
But it’s all I have.
Dull meeting today.
Co-worker drones on and on.
I am nearly asleep.
It’s 7pm.
There’s still lots of work to do.
I’ll never get home.
Well, with that in mind,
I should stop writing haiku
And do useful things.