Where is my work now?
Stupid program erased it
Just WORK, goddamn it!
The cat vomited.
Of course, I’m the house slave-boy
Here, let me get that. 
The days pass me by
Before I know it I shall
Lose my heart’s true light.
This thread is awesome! I find it very cathartic!
Cute girl at bookstore
Beckons me with locks of gold
I cannot approach
Long meeting today
Must send more flaming email
Six Sigma project
Mentor Graphics sucks
Engineers can’t kill process
I’ll do it, butthead
Login: root will do
What’s that damn password you set?
You should get a life
Yet another call
These jerks won’t leave me alone
Deleted your file?
How can I go on?
How can I pass the time here?
Coffee sweet and hot
Not “coffee sweet and hot!”
The horror of sugared joe
Makes me vomit
Cerowyn’s heaving
Quick, call a moderator
Any coffee good
Boring talk from boss
Oops, he spits on the table
Look the other way
I cannot find sleep,
please help, tear me away from
the SDMB
Rest now, LunaSea
Posters post, and hamsters run
Silent while you sleep
No coffee at all
Coffee maker bit the dust
Jasmine tea. Despair
So very hungry
All the food here is awful
Time to eat my shoes
Idiot driver
Backs into Mitsubishi
Must go to garage.
(His insurance pays
Flodnak smiles avengingly:
Twelve thousand kroner!)
The boss has spoken:
Fella sent to San Jose
Me alone with kids.
Jobs have disappeared
Though I seek relentlessly:
Unemployment sucks.
Sunny day outside
What am I doing in here?!
Must ditch Spanish class…
RING- cell phone turned on
In the middle of the day,
Boss, down the hall, glares.
1:30 pm
Returning calls on lunch break,
Static ruins them.
Cursed with Sprint service
static is ever-present
When’s my contract up?
Here at coffee shop
Want a smoke with my latte
They don’t have my brand
Forecasters all lie
For two weeks they have been wrong
Sleeves? Short. Ass? Frozen.
They all stare at me
Cheating in anatomy
Went to class naked
Lucki Chaarms haiku?
I audibly hoot, then snort
Nude equals funny.
People in my room
On phone with California
I am homesick now
(how many syllables does an emoticon count for? 
)
Microsoft License
has frozen my computer.
Help Desk - my new friends.
Hot boy down the aisle
somehow makes work bearable…
too bad I’m married. 
Dented Camaro
Lunch at the body shop blows
Now I must call Hertz
Lift weights, run daily
martial arts class twice a week
Holy shit! My back!
Back spasms, no car
at least my girlfriend will help!
Oh, wait. Don’t have one.