Everyday gripes in haiku

It is overcast
But bradford pears are blooming
They are so pretty!

TeleTronOne you
Made awful pun 'bout brochure
And it made me laugh! :smiley:

Now I must get back
To work on stinkin’ brochure
Soon it will be done!

Haiku - please, Dopers
Remember the rules, then type
Five, seven and five

:confused:

For Swampbear:

Open QuarkXPress
Insert some vacuous hype
Now rearrange it

Dead car in AM
Shoveling galore tonight
A wonderful day

New NetApp installed!
Have to move a terabyte
Everyone’s happy

What?? Permissions too??
Ok, you do the script while,
I go get coffee

Mmm, this coffee’s good
How’s that script coming, Jose?
No, not till you’re done

Moving from Novell?
random permissions set there
Not in SMB

Still, Microsoft blows
I’d much rather be sipping
my coffee at home

Friday, At long last!
Can’t wait to leave work, go home
The day is so long

OK, enough, now.
Haiku are fun but too much
is too freakin’ much.