Everyone pay attention to Jack Batty

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Rasa, that sentence might have made slightly more sense if I had stuck a “know” in between the “you” and the “that”.

You see, I really work for the CIA and as such I have to go through a rigorous disguise process, and I have plastic surgery every two years to hide my identity. I had to post that “Jesus Christ/Cousin It/El Mysterioso” pic on the people pages merely for protection from the Iraqis.

In fact, now that you know this, I’ll have to kill you. Or get a new disguise. I’ll let you know which one I decide upon.

I think I need to go to bed now.

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Well, if I don’t show up at the Dopefest on Sunday, you’ll all know Jack’s decision. :wink:

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If you kill her, Jack, what are you going to do with her uterus?

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If you kill her, Jack, what are you going to do with her uterus?

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He’s going to love it and hug it and call it George, that’s what he’s gonna do. Swear to God.

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Jack i’d love to see your picture. I’m lazy- does anyone have a link to the People’s Pages?

BTW: Strange thing is, I was going to ask if you had a pic of yourself. As I want to know if you’re as sexy as I imagine you to be. I hope you’ll live up to my expectations.

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In response to all:

Mwuhahahhaahhahahhahhahahhahaaa!!!

me

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Jack, would it be wise to tell you you remind me of Charles Manson?

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More like frickkin’ Rasputin!

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Manson? Rasputin?
Two things spring to mind …

Every Charlie needs a Squeaky.

and

Did you know that it is a documented fact that Rasputin had a very large penis?

I’m just saying…

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So, Jack, are you going to show us the Rasputin in your shorts on Sunday? We demand proof!