Meh. It was just a lame joke.
Yes, that’s the joke. Because the Nazis called the Jews vermin.
I would have posted it in that thread if anyone had responded in that thread. They didn’t. Instead, I decided it was prudent not to disrupt it further by apologizing there, and did so instead in the ATMB thread about the topic. I’ll repost it here.
And then again:
Now, I’m definitely an abrasive asshole for a variety of reasons (see also: my typical response to incredibly stupid posts - the reason why I’m on such thin ice with the moderators) but racism and anti-semitism are not among them. I made a stupid joke. I’m sorry.
Speaking of things I get called an asshole for, Fenris is full of shit and I have corrected him and Drunky Smurf on numerous occasions. There was one girl, who was 16 at the time. I was 18. Her mother told me she had a mental disorder; this disorder turned out to be GID rather than some sort of actual mental retardation. She was neither illegal by age of consent laws nor distasteful by any reasonable metric, nor incapable of giving informed consent due to mental handicaps. The second one Fenris is referring to was, again, 2 years younger than me and not in any way mentally handicapped beyond perhaps suffering from some sort of depression or anxiety disorder or something (undiagnosed). It’s not a stealth brag; in fact, in the most recent thread I explicitly avoided stating who this person was or my relation to her. As usual, you couldn’t be more wrong, Fenris.
Please, can we get back to baselessly calling me a racist? I prefer that to being baselessly called a pedophile.
You’ve corrected DrunkySmurf on many occasions? Damn, dude, you might think about putting in for a name change to something like Sisyphus.
That depends: do reject some underage girls due to their race?
I may be clueless about humor but I do have some standards - there are underage girls I will reject solely on the basis of their race, color or creed.
And where are the underage boys in your stories of conquest? So you’re a bigot, too!
Forgot to add in the edit: And edgier than Cleveland.
First they came for the Bad Punsters, and I did not speak out— Because I was hiding in the attic.
The point I see of this thread is as an opportunity to show the members specifically why we should shun BPC for the creepy idjit moron he is, and not be surprised if he’s banned for something else, which he will, without forcing readers to have his posting history memorized or to dig through his sordid past. It’s a sort of “the story so far” recap. To me, BPC’s joke was not racist, but fell extraordinarily flat because German gentiles wouldn’t know funny if it bit them in the ass. For instance, their humor is largely based on things biting people in the ass.
The virtually identical ATMB thread by the OP was superfluous, partly because nobody reads ATMB. 
Not really random at all, I’m amazed we were the first to make the connection to the #CancelColbert bullshit.
Except for dead babies.
/AmIDoingThisRight?
Budget Player Cadet will be banned. It’s inevitable. It’s just a matter of how long it will take. He behaves just barely within the rules of the board so as not to be immediately banned so he can troll away.
I have no idea why the mods choose to suffer through useless posters like this for a couple years instead of just banning them and getting it over with.
If we are to believe him… The guy’s an admitted pedophile who targets handicapped girls, for fuck’s sake. Just get on with the banning.
Hey, I read it every day! Just after The Barn House, and just before Straight Dope Chicago.
And now he’s conveniently Jewish as well.
No wonder he has trouble keeping his pedo stories straight, he’s constantly amending and editing his bio.
Oh, and though he lives in Germany he is American and spends a lot of time in Maine, allegedly. The fact that an American guy feels he can go to Munich and make jokes with his German buddies about dead Jews is just disgusting.
Fuck you, Budget Player Cadet. You’re a useless cunt.
[sup]Disclaimer: the above is a joke. It’s an edgy joke because that language is banned in the pit, and we’re in the pit. get it?
/bismuth[/sup]
Are you trying to do the same faux-offensive thing, only about oldsters instead of Jews? If so is an even bigger fail than BPC’s post (and if not, you are silly, and refute your own point by mentioning Lenny Bruce).
Anyway, I am pretty old and it was immediately obvious to me that BPC was intending, even if not succeeding, to make a joke.
Can we come up with some kind of thing so that if you didn’t want to read some particular guy’s posts, you didn’t have to?
We already have that. We get the poster banned.
Except you said in post 414 (linked above) that she was 14.
I realize you’re unable to keep your stories straight and will lie at any opportunity (like how you’ve suddenly become Jewish to make it ok to drop anti-Jew quips into random conversations), but those are your words, pedo-boy, not mine.
Also, Hypocritical much?
But he does live in germania. Allegedly.
This should have been BPC’s response:
Then shut the fuck up. Seriously. There’s no explanation he can give that won’t make this worse.