Everyone should know what an asshole Budget Player Cadet is

No, I was trying to illustrate that if you don’t understand what the current generation thinks is funny, you’ll have difficulty in tracking what’s a joke or not.

I don’t see how Lenny Bruce is a refutation of my point, considering that my point is that people of a previous generation can have trouble accepting what a newer generation finds funny.

I’m not saying that all older people would have this problem. I’m saying that older people would be more likely to have it, since their version of “edgy” would be Carlin’s banned words, or Pryor saying he wanted to ejaculate when the bomb went off.

Ah but you see pedophiles get extra special consideration and are given extra time to make their case and also the mods don’t want to seem like they are overly critical against someone that might fight a little ignorance. Like what’s his face, that said he could tell that a five year old wanted him to pump her full of jizz or something.

I too am not jewish on my mothers’ second cousins’ pet frogs’ side.

So, did I die in 1965 or 1972? I need to know so my headstone is accurate.

I know from funny. Much modern humor is funny. Offensive can be funny. BPC is not funny.

This.

And this.

Since this board skews older folk, if I remember right from past polls, you’re pretty much calling this entire board a retard.

I’ve been looking for a board that skews older folks. Unless that isn’t what the kids are calling it these days.

So, saying that older people are more likely to have trouble spotting “edgy” humor popular with younger people, which is very different from the edgy humor from when they were younger, is the same thing as calling “the entire board a retard?”

I think there is a retard around here. And I think he jerks off into the socks under your desk.

Now that’s good comedy.

I’m sick and tired of explaining this. Sick. And. Fucking. Tired. Let’s try one more time, and see if the jackasses here on display finally get it.

Not quite. I quoted her mother as saying something, which turned out to be not true. Or I misunderstood her - given what happened that day, that’s entirely possible! If you look back on that thread, it’s pretty obvious that I was confused and unclear on the situation. When the dust settled and the facts were all there, they turned out to be:

  • She was 16 at the time
  • She was not mentally handicapped but rather suffering from a disorder - GID, to be precise.

It’s really that simple.

Speaking of it’s really that simple: look up age of consent laws in Maine, fuckface. Even if you were right (which, I repeat quite emphatically, you are not) that I was 18 and she was 14, it still would be legal. It would be kind of weird, but let’s get real here - either I’m a pedophile because I broke child statutes, in which case I did not either way; or I’m a pedophile because having sex with someone 4 years younger than you at that age is bizarre, in which case if you look at the thread it’s very clear that I thought she was 16 up until that point. Because, and this might come as a shocker to you, if I knew she was 14 I would not have done it, for hopefully obvious reasons. Similarly, if I had thought at the time she was mentally handicapped, I would not have done it.

Give it a fucking rest already. Even if everything you said was true, the worst you could say about it is that I was misinformed (by her) and made a mistake that was just on the right side of the local age of consent laws. But it’s not true.

No, my position is consistent. His joke was in poor taste and context; my joke was as well. They were both very stupid.

Anytime you have to cite local laws on age of consent, you’ve already lost the argument.

So you think an 18 year old and a 16 year old is pedophilia?

I’m not here to be the BPC fan club, but c’mon, he’s responding to an accusation of a crime. You think the laws are pointless?

I found it a bit weird that he chose to identify his parents as being Jewish but not himself?

BTW, what’s this about him being a pedo who goes after handicapped girls?

Is there a link?

Too late, you’re in the club. Your membership kit is on its way.

Pedophila?* No, of course not. Somebody who should be using better judgement in who they date? Yes.

And that’s if we believe this new version of his story, but I don’t know why this one should be considered any more legit than the others. He very clearly said that he thought she was 16, but the mom told him she wasn’t 15 like he thought. Why would a Mom warn an 18 year old that her daughter was OLDER than he thought? It was pretty clear at the time he shared that gem of a story, and since, that the girl was 14.
*And now I’ll point out that any time you have to bring up the different between a pedophile and whatever the thing is with older more developed kids - you’ve also lost the argument. Just don’t fuck minors, guys. Especially the retarded ones.

Post 68, above. Note that it should read “post 44” not “post 414”

He keeps changing his story and keeps trying to defend the morality of his actions by stating that it was ok under such-and-such law.

Note that in several threads BPC refers to the daughter as “he”…so…someone’s confused and I don’t think it’s the daughter.

Perhaps. But I generally hate people for what they do willingly, not as the result of acting on flawed information.

In any case, your comment was nonsense. Like much of the outrage here.

What are the chances that the entirety of BPC is nothing more than an act?

ephebophilia.

Would that even apply to a 16 and 18 year old pairing?

“My God! That’s the most horrific, depraved, perverted act I’ve ever seen! What do you call it?”

Hey, if that’s the full extent of the claim, I agree - I should have used better judgment (and, to hear it from some others on the board, probably still should). But it’s a far cry from “pedophile”.

And it’s also clear as day that up until I heard that, I was completely under the impression that she was 16. Which turned out to be accurate.

Yeah, about both of these… Reading the thread, it was clear that I was 18 and I thought she was 16. 16. Not 14, not 15, 16. That’s not just legal almost everywhere in the western world, that’s acceptable most everywhere I’ve lived. So calling me a pedophile based on what the word means - an attraction to prepubescent minors - obviously doesn’t fly, but there are god knows how many very stupid people who think “Pedophile” = “someone who violated age of consent laws”. I was considering that maybe that’s what everyone was talking about. Apparently not. Apparently now I’m a pedophile… For some reason. How the hell are you guys defining the term, huh? Look, **Fenris **is a pedophile - he wears his hair funny. Bob Ducca is a pedophile - he’s got funky BO.

:rolleyes:

This is all just stupid, mob-mentality smearing. There’s nothing to it; none of you people who keep ragging on about it have the slightest clue what’s going on. My words before are unchangeable gospel; my words now (despite having had far more time to actually figure out what the hell happened that summer) are worthless garbage. Get a life.