Can’t he get his teeth whitened for OG’s sake? It seems like the man doesn’t give his appearance any thought.
On the contrary, I think he’s given it WAY TOO MUCH thought.
[sub]And damn Harborwolf for beating me to a Joker reference[/sub]
When I turned about 35 or so, I started lightening up on the makeup for everyday wear. I try for a natural, polished look.
That man wears more make up than I ever did.
It’s just so hard not to look at him.
I suppose I’ll be the first to say that I wasn’t disgusted…
Honestly, this is the first high res photo I’ve seen of his face and I imagined it to be much worse. Granted the nose looks bad, but the rest isn’t as hideous as I’d imagined from previous photos…
Speaking of, has anyone seen Latoya in the past few years? She actually looks a hell of a lot better now. She still has that skinny little nose, but she looks good.
Michael, on the other hand…shudder
The question is: has anyone ever seen Latoya and Michael in the same room?
Also-- call me crazy, but I’d swear that person in that photograph has a fake nose. Am I the first person to notice this? ( )
Those are whitened. The contrast with the rest of him is creating an optical illusion…
I’m surprised to see evidence of continued beard growth.
I thought I had the picture of him next to the female scientist from the Planet of the Apes remake but no, and Google isn’t helping. That photo showed what he’s really striving for. :eek:
Reminds me of a fruitbat.
Was I the only one to be surprised by the prescence of the sideburns? I had sort of shunted him into the ‘quasi-wannabe-female’ bin.
use google images - http://www.funnycelebpics.com/items/16.jpg.
Or check the link that Winston posted. It does a nice comparison between MJ in all his phases and various other … things.
Pictures like that are the reason we have the two-click rule. Christ! a little warning next time!
It reminds me of the Bruce Willis’ wife in The Sixth Sense. If you stuck her in a desicator for a week or so. Then let your 4-year old daughter apply the make-up.
:eek:
Holy crap! In that pic he looks somewhat like a red cap I drew back in '96.
Except, of course, the blue dreds, the piercings and glasses.
Ye gods, harmless. You’re almost clairvoyant!
He looks like the classic ventriloquist’s dummy.
Shit…you’re right! His real nose must’ve shriveled up like a dried out anchovie and he now must wear a prosthesis!
You know, you couldn’t pay me enough to get me to let that, that thing feel me up. The thought of him, well, never mind. I am so not going to go there. Even I have some standards.
No…he’s Mike Judge! That’s the scariest looking Beavis I’ve ever seen. And Michael looks like the drawing! That can only mean:
JACK-O’s a TOON!
She, tyvm.
So, if that’s the case and he’s found guilty…think they’ll dip him?