Everything that could possibly be wrong with this picture, is.

Michael Jackson outside court yesterday

It’s nicely framed.

The picture not the subject.

Where did the nose come from?

When did we finally bring the joker to justice?

:smiley: :wally

AGGHHH! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

roflmao!
:smiley:

Is he wearing an Elvis wig???

No, it’s not a wig, actually, at some point during his brief marriage he got access to the Presley burial grounds, dug him up and scalped him.

Well, hell, it wouldn’t suprise me at this point…

YES!

An Evil Elvis wig!

Made proudly by Evil Memphis wigmakers.

No, no! “Ze goggles! Ze do nossing!”

No, no!

Dude…he has 'fro sideburns. :dubious:

And in all the confusion, Michael let just a little Blackness escape.

eggghhhhhhh

well, there went my breakfast. :eek:

Well, now I have to go find a new lipstick, because I will NOT be caught dead in the same shade that… thing is wearing.

They call me “Shotgun Boogers”.

The History Of Michael Jackson’s Face

Not for the faint of heart.

Winston

I’m still amazed that he claimed to have never had plastic surgery.